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May23
she's like lotion...
e.g. I had her in the palm of my hand
There were 168 posts and 2,185 votes
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- No more votes.Patricia R
she doesn't apply herself
Alan F and 57 peopleAngel E
Beau S
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T W Scott M
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Brian B
I went through a rough patch with her
Alan F and 52 peopleAngel E
Brent S
Carol F
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Chris M
Christine C
Daniel O
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
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Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jane B
Jenn V
Jeremy H
Jim W
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Liz B
Mary W
Maxine R
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Mike K
Neal G
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Patricia R
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Sharon W
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Sue F
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Tina T
William B like this - No more votes.Elena N
I smoothed things over with her
Alan F and 44 peopleAlden S
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Mel S
I put her on the spot
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow John, Look how late, but quality gets votes. :)
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
bueno
- No more votes.Kate D
Turned that callous old heel into a real softie
Beau S and 35 peopleChris M
Chris M
Christopher H
Debra Y
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Jack P
Janiece U
Jeff C
Johnson S
Julie A
Karen F
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie B
Liz B
Mary W
Maxine R
Meredith P
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Patricia R
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Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
T W Scott M
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSuper smart Kate!! Wonderful!!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Punny Kate... love it
- No more votes.Joe L
She gushed when I gave her a little squeeze.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Joe!!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
ditto
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- No more votes.Ski Z
She rubbed off on my husband
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsini don't think men get her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaFunny Laurie, my guy uses Utter Butter. He works with tires as the head of the adjustment center. Works wonders.
- No more votes.Kimberly R
She hit a dry patch
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Kimberly! :)
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaGood work!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat post Kimberly! Hope you're having a great day!
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- No more votes.Holly Z
I had a close shave with her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
never a dull moment, Zieggy!
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaGreat, Holly!
- No more votes.Alden S
I made a rash decision with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWas itching to vote for this, AHS.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHope it ended well for you Alden!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
nothing you caught in America I hope... (nice post)
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- No more votes.Steve J
She was very soothing after I cracked
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkYou should thank her, Steve!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinhi, steve
- No more votes.Debra Y
Stopped me from being callous
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkExcellent
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Tom S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New Yorksweet!
- No more votes.Evan A
when she ran out, I cracked up
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisGood one.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Evan!!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaGreat Evan! No 'snub' for you Sir. :)
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- No more votes.Caroline F
Saved my skin once or twice
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaAnother so late, so good. Caroline wonderful post.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
nice, Caroline!
- No more votes.Liz B
she was there for me when I dried out
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaExcellent Liz!!
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNicely done, Liz!
- No more votes.Kaisa S
Her interest in me is only skin-deep
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSo nice Kaisa!! Nice to see you!!
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Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandShane, so far it's felt good to be back. We'll see how long the serenity I'm feeling now will last :)
- No more votes.Andy E
I would crack without her
- No more votes.Glen M
She was waiting for me in my hotel room
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBut why was she in the bathroom... ]? Ha funny one, Glen!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNow that's what I call room service!!
- No more votes.Roxanne C
She really gets under my skin.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat, Roxanne!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Roxanne, good one!
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- No more votes.Pamela H
The older I get, the more I need her.
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Pamela H ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Retired in Houston, TexasI carry a supply in my car, especially during the summer! I remember wondering why people used so much, noe I know!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Pamela!!
- No more votes.Jenn V
she's been on my ass since I was a baby!
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New YorkI would have snubbed it too! What kind of lotion is on ass?! I'd understand if it was crack, but ass? :p
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaOh when you get older Jenn, you'll find out what kind. :)
- No more votes.Daniel O
she softened me up
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Daniel!
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, IrelandThanks Shane!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Daniel!
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- No more votes.Angela S
I went in circles with her
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaThat's a good way to make sure you don't rub her the wrong way!! Good one Angela!!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWhere do I start? Oh yeah! LOVE!
- No more votes.Brittany A
da' balm
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
bahahaha!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialol!
- No more votes.Sarah Ann D
I can't wait to get my hands on her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI know the feeling, Sarah.
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsinbitch slapping always makes me feel better
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Sarah!!
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- No more votes.Christina D
she makes me feel like a slime ball
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat angle, Christina!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Christina!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, but was it fun Christina?
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- No more votes.Michael G
everything was rough without her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTrue!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Michael!
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- No more votes.Sue F
she gets pumped up before she gives a massage
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSlick post Sue!!
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkMassage sounds really good!
- No more votes.David D
She touches every pore of my being
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinawow, she must be pretty special.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNow that's one good woman!
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Linda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, MassachusettsPaperwhite Narcissus for you, my friend.
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- No more votes.Mora K
I tried to go, she wouldn't let me open the door
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's really thinking - both funny and true!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaHa, nice visual!
- No more votes.Chris W
with her, I'm only skimming the surface
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNIcely done, Miss Chris! :)
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, Floridagood one!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery clever Chris!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
Her treatment was an overnight success
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat post Laurie, I guess it took you all day to come up with that one!!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaIt was an overnight success story Shane!
- No more votes.Kathy R
I gave her the upper hand
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaHi Kathy! Don't let her have the advantage...
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Kathy!!
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New YorkREAVES
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- No more votes.Julie A
the main draw is that she's rich
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat Julie, now about getting me her phone number.....
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasShe's a little slippery, Shane.
- No more votes.Melissa G
she helped me ease out of my wedding ring
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinatisk
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaAnd why pray tell???
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaYOU'RE MARRIED!!!
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- No more votes.Sharon W
self-absorbed
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkgreat!
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Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentNot doing so well though wahhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaWell here's one more like Sharon...nicely put!
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- No more votes.Carl N
helped me get over Ivy
- No more votes.Jacobee B
she'll grease your palms for a good rubdown
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-)
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHa!
- No more votes.Benjamin S
she eventually makes her way under your skin
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Benjamin!
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- No more votes.Meredith P
makes a farting noise when I squeeze her
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisThey're called farts. Unless...
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Brittany A · Worked at Nationwide Children's Hospital (Unit Coordinator - Emergency Department) in Columbus, Ohio
Haha! Great!
- No more votes.Hilary G
makes it hard for me to hold on
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkHi Hilary! Great post!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiashe's a slippery little sucker!
- No more votes.Mike K
to keep things light, I put her on
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery clever, MIke!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Mike!
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- No more votes.Deb K
I found her digging around in my glove compartment
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Brittany A · Worked at Nationwide Children's Hospital (Unit Coordinator - Emergency Department) in Columbus, Ohio
good one, deb!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisRubber glove compartment?
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Deb!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011
Lazy bitch!
12 months agoKelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011
Pulling for you, Patricia! Great post!
12 months ago