Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
Thanks Mom and Dad for teaching me that...
e.g. M O T W I F V
- No more votes.Joe C
Munching on Twinkies will increase fat volume
- No more votes.Chris M
marriage only truly works if forever virtuous
- No more votes.JoAnna S
men often talk women into feeling vulnerable
- No more votes.Marillyn H
most old timers want invitations for visiting
- No more votes.Pamela H
Memories of togetherness would instill family values.
- No more votes.Faye E
much of today's wealth is foolishly valued
- No more votes.Carol F
most of today's women invariably favor vibrators
- No more votes.Jeremy H
Men only talk when it's financially viable.
- No more votes.Jack P
meals only terminate when I finish vegetables
- No more votes.Erin R
Multiple orgasms turn women into frisky vixens.
- No more votes.Chris W
my one true want is feeling valued
- No more votes.Hilary G
men only truly want innocent, fresh virgins
- No more votes.Mark H
marriage often takes work if fully vested.
- No more votes.John F
Marketing outdated technology won't increase financial viability
- No more votes.Debra Y
Moving out to Wyoming instills fantastic values
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
money over talent wins in film ventures .
- No more votes.Bang B
many of the western Indians fought valiantly.
- No more votes.Elena N
money often turns women into foolish vixens.
- No more votes.Kathy R
money over trumps wisdom in foolhardy ventures
- No more votes.Dave M
Men Ought To Want Independent Female Views.
- No more votes.Tim L
Money often tantalizes women into failing virtue
- No more votes.Lucy A
misery often triggers weeping in full view
- No more votes.Graham N
Mouthing obscene, threatening words is fucking vile
- No more votes.Alan F
my own talent was in full view
- No more votes.Laurie B
Money's only the wage, instead find value.
- No more votes.Conor D
Masturbating on television's weird. It frightens viewers
- No more votes.Julie S
men often talk words ignorantly for vengeance
- No more votes.Kelly E
My only true wish is faking virginity
- No more votes.Sharon W
making others tasty wine is fabulous venture
- No more votes.Ronan D
My only talents were inventing famous vaccines
- No more votes.Charlene A
many of today's women initiate fellatio voraciously.
- No more votes.Donna G
My only task was intelligently finalizing vocation.
- No more votes.Wayne T
my opinion tells what I'm feeling vocally
- No more votes.John C
Marriages Open To Wildness, Inhibit Fidelity's Validity
- No more votes.Anne A
Motherfuckers out there will intimidate ferrets violently.
- No more votes.Christopher H
Money Only Talks When It's Financing Virtues!
- No more votes.P.F. B
mutton obviously trumps watermelon in food value
- No more votes.Christine C
my only talent was in fighting velociraptors
- No more votes.Melinda S
Men only think women invite foreplay vaginally
- No more votes.Grant S
Many older twins were insane from Viagra
- No more votes.Jenn V
mostly older teenagers will inevitably fondle virgins
- No more votes.Menuka R
Motivation Over Temptation Would Infinitely Favour Virtue.
- No more votes.David D
Most ordinary toddlers wail if fiercely vivesected
- No more votes.Brent S
Most of the wisdom is from vagina
- No more votes.Vickie R
Mostly only the woman is family viable
- No more votes.Maartje v
making others tug war is fairly vicious
- No more votes.Karl H
Meat obscured through wile infuriates feral vegans
- No more votes.Marta S
Making omelets together was in fact, versute.
- No more votes.Chris Q
Moving out the way is for vagabonds
- No more votes.Carolyn S
many offer two ways into favorite views
- No more votes.Dina D
Mastering obscure talents will impress fearful virgins
- No more votes.Thomas H
Maybe only twits would instigate fratricide viciously.