I'm changing for the better. From now on, I'll ...

only kiss people with good manners and demeanor

only kvetch periodically when genuinely mad and depressed

organize killer parties with great music and dancing

open kegs promptly when guest mingle and dance

Offer kids pizza while getting mom a daiquiri

obsessively keep playing word games morning and day

only kiss people who give me a dollar

only kill people who give me a disease

obsequiously kiss policemen when getting my alcohol detected

Only keep playing word games minus a dictionary

offer keen praise when good men are down

Occasionally keep performing while getting myself another drink.

only kidnap people who generate mayhem and despair

Observe Katy Perry while gently masturbating and dancing

only kill possum when granny makes a dinner

only kneecap punks wearing gangsta materials and diamonds.

Oversee kids projects while giving millions away daily

only knight people who give money as donation

Only Kill People When God Makes A Demand. 

Order kosher pizza with garlic, mushrooms and dessert

Offer knowledgable perspecitive when golf mates are discouraged

only keep posting while games minimize acrimonious discord.

obliterate killer pests with gas masks and diplomacy

order kung pao with ginger. Mouthwatering Asian delicacy

organize kids partys with great madness and destruction

officially keep passive when getting mad at demagogues

order kinky pumps with gentle midsoles and dance

order kiwi pie with Grandma, Mom and Dad

outsource kids' parties with grandparents managing all details

only kiss people with great Moms and Dads

Outdo kind persons who graciously make altruistic donations

Offer kielbasa pudding when Grandpa Menyovik attends dinner

Only kick people who get my Auntie down.

OPENLY kibitz posts with ganja's mind altering deconstructionism

overstep kangaroo poo while galloping madly after dark

offer kind praise while gently mauling a daisy.

Only kill politicians without good morals and direction

Observe Kardashian Pretenses When "Good Morning America" Does

offer Kerry people wedding gifts monthly and donations

only kill people with great motives and discretion

Only knock people, when god makes a demonstration.

Openly kneel prostrate while giving my attention devoutly

order kidney pies with ground meat and desert

only kick pets when Grandma molests a dog

Ogle Kyle Palmieri with good manners and dignity.

Occasionally kill people without getting mad about Dad

O K playing Wild Gunman, Mercs, and Defender

Only keep peeing with guys married and divorced

only keep panties with garters maybe also drawers

only keep pro wrestling gorillas mating at Dad's