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May15
She's like mouthwash...
e.g. Often green
There were 158 posts and 1,940 votes
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- No more votes.T W Scott M
I got fresh with her
Alan F and 43 peopleAlden S
Anne L
Benjamin S
Bob S
Brian B
Carl N
Chris M
Chris W
Cyn S
Dan H
Debra Y
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JoAnna S
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Liz B
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Rare S
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Shane K
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William B like this - No more votes.Laird M
Has a really small cup size
Alden S and 39 peopleAngela S
Anne L
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Ski Z
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William B like this - No more votes.Daniel O
I've never seen her drunk
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonanice
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaReally, that's good Daniel!!
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, IrelandThanks Shane - I'm surprised my crappy English is still fetching votes :)
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she's cut back on the alcohol lately
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNo more happy hours! Nice One Chris!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI love this Chris
- No more votes.William B
all over my buds after a night out drinking.
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Alden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, HertfordshireYou appear to be getting better at this since this snubbing business started.
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New JerseyWell, well, well!! Would ya look at what happens when you apply yourself!! Nice one! ...and your post is pretty good too ;-)
- No more votes.Caroline F
I avoid eye contact at all cost
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Caroline!!
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- No more votes.Danielle T
Has a killer job at the dentist's office
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiagreat, Danielle
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Danielle T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Broker at RT Specialty in New York, New YorkThanks man :)
- No more votes.Chris W
involved in a cover-up
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasI am completely innocent of any and all charges, Ski;)
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridavery nice
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- No more votes.Kimberly R
She's known for her tongue and cheek act
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, you had me at tongue Kimberly!!
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- No more votes.Jeremy H
Kept my drinking a secret
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Jeremy!
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New YorkI tried like hell to come up with something like this, and it just wouldn't flow!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioIs this post "Bio" or "Lie-o"?
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- No more votes.Elizabeth A
has an oral fixation
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI thought this deserved a comment.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Elizabeth!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice!
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- No more votes.Jack P
She's killed for me before. She'll kill again.
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriCreepy. I like it.
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkCreepy. I kind of like it.
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonNice and dark,just like I like it.
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Been alcohol free for years!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaGood one, Hood!!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, California(Can't say the same for me tho!)
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinI've had alcohol free...
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- No more votes.Alan F
Always at my side at the dentist
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkNice, Alan.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaTo hold your hand? I'm a big baby when going to the dentist!
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonanice
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- No more votes.Donna G
has an antiseptic quality about her.
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridawell done Donna
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI'm anti-bacterial, but pro-your post.
- No more votes.Hilary G
three out of four dentists recommend her
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonafunny
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, making the rounds of the dentists in town. Wonder what she did to the fourth one?
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinhaha
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- No more votes.Ski Z
I can only take her so long, then she irritates me
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaYou had to marinate on that for a while!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridathis is good
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- No more votes.Laurie B
Has a formula for getting up close and personal
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo you! :)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice!
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasGood for her!
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- No more votes.Grant S
She was a washout at the Gilroy Garlic Festival
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonDang if there isn't such a thing. One more thing I'll have to un-learn, but that won't be too hard.
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiashe was too little too late! A place for her if there ever was one!
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attracts sad alcoholics
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisExceptional
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William H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 13, 2012When I went to rehab they took it off me. I was really offended, but later I heard another guy say he once drank two bottles of Listerine when he was unable to get a bottle of booze. Sad is the right word.
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- No more votes.Julie S
she helped me pass the DUI checkpoint
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William H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 13, 2012I'm a retired cop and a recovered alcoholic, and I know that mouth wash won't help you with a breath test. That device measures the alcohol contents of the stomach. Still, when I drank I kept a bottle of Scope in my car.
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- No more votes.Sue R
always good for a spit take
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonI believe, Ski, it's when someone in the process of drinking hears the punchline or something outrageous and spits out the liquid from laughter or surprise. I think it's easier to perform than a double take and as Liz says, it's all in the timing.
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Lynn W ·
Top 100 Player · Works at photo prop stylist in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaThis is a perfect example of a really fun, obscure post that most people won't get or vote for. That's my kind of post. Bravo!
- No more votes.Fabrizio V
Denied me a kiss
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisProstitutes are like that.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
So good!
13 months ago · 1 personArun S · Lives in Chennai, Tamil Nadu
Brilliant.
13 months ago