He's like an airbag...

helped me save face

We met by accident

A one hit wonder

He didn't work after the accident

been seeing him on the side

I won't be caught dead with him

I'm afraid his unit will be deployed soon

he has a cushy job

He made an impact on me.

He came out by accident

comes through in a crisis

Has me worried about inflation

He was expelled once

He helped me save face when I got smashed

it doesn't take much to set him off

Only opened up to me once in his life

his deployment nearly killed our Mother

Killed all of my momentum.

He was right in front of me the whole time

His engagement left me breathless

I hit the roof when he quit working

conceived by accident

stopped me from killing myself

Doesn't think my black belt is good enough

keeps me from losing my head

his presence softened the blow

I was terrified when we bumped into each other

isn't easy on the eyes

I don't like my kid being up front with him

he came on to me unexpectedly

not into classic cars

He got turned on when my daughter turned 13

smacked me in the face when I banged that Pole

It's no accident that I don't see him

He did a really bang up job

I worry about his deployment

children take a backseat to him

my eratic driving can really set him off

He was all up in my face

He put a stop to my headbanging

was all over me when I rear-ended that truck

he saved me an arm and a leg

He's a smashing success

suicidal people turn him off

I don't know if he actually works

went off on the guy next to me.

has a crush on me

surrounds me with a sense of security

when I put the brakes on, he was all up in my face

I knew what would set him off

When I came to, I found him in my lap

He was the first to respond

Our relationship blew up in my face

He left me bruised and battered, but unbroken

I was surprised he wore so much powder

impacted me in a profound way

Didn't stay big for long.

blew up at me during the crash

will open up to anyone

When he shows up, it's trouble.

He was huge after just one hit

Hit my face, broke my glasses, but I thanked him

didn't see him coming

When he's around, I feel like a dummy

I've never seen him at work

went face-to-face with a dummy

a one-hit wonder

He had a big crush on me

I wished I'd met him when I wasn't drunk

I was very impressed by him

Having him with me cushioned the blow

hides his intentions until you get smashed

he was all over my new car