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May09
He's like a hangover...
e.g. followed me around all day
There were 173 posts and 1,910 votes
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- No more votes.Chris M
made me pay for all those drinks
Alan F and 52 peopleAlden S
Angela S
Anne L
Avrom G
Bob S
Brian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris W
Claire N
Dan H
Daniel O
Dina D
Elena N
Fern B
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Janiece U
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Mark P
Maxine R
Melissa G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
Tom S
Vicki M
Wayne T
William B like this - No more votes.Laurie F
he always brings up what I had to drink last night
Alan F and 43 peopleAlden S
Angela S
Anne L
Avrom G
Bob S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Charly L
Chris M
Chris W
David D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Francine L
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Jenn V
Joel M
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kimberly G
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie W
Linda B
Liz B
Lynn W
Mark S
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Tom S like this - No more votes.Patricia R
when he left I started drinking again
Alan F and 43 peopleAlden S
Angela S
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris W
Claire N
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Elena N
Fern B
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Karen F
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Lauren W
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mel S
Melissa G
Michael G
Mike K
Pamela H
Peggy H
Shane K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Sue F
Susan C
Thomas A
Tim L
Tom S
Vincent M
William B
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaSo good!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI must have excellent taste. Wow , Pat!!
- No more votes.Alden S
I don't work well with him
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriSo he's like everyone?
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Alden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, HertfordshireJust because we didn't work they way you hoped Will, no need to be jealous.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Alden!! Works not much fun without him either!!
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- No more votes.Mark P
I moaned as he ravaged my body
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiasassy.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, good one Mark!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganoo la la
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- No more votes.Dan H
My friends told me I'd end up with him.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaAnd did you listen? Nooooooooo!!!
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaWelcome back!
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, WisconsinGreat post, Hagernan. xo
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- No more votes.Megan P
I vowed to never forget him.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandOh, promises made...
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice try!! Good one Megan!!
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsinbeen there. good post, Megan!
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- No more votes.Michael G
it upset my wife to find me in bed with him again
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California:-o
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLaughing!
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- No more votes.Mark S
into headbanging
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, Arizonasuper!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNo kidding!
- No more votes.Peter U
forced me to my knees to pray
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California: *)
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontI've had prayers like that, Peter. They're usually in technicolor.
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- No more votes.Dina D
My time with him is all a blur
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasHopefully...you remember some of the fun!
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Lauren W · Works at CASA of Monmouth County in Marlboro, New Jersey
Yay!
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New Jerseynice, Dina!!!
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- No more votes.Emily W
I can't seem to get him off my mind
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiasounds like a song...nice Emily!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisTry a hammer.
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaYeah he turns my whole world misty blue =) I do love that song!
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- No more votes.Brent S
he's got both exits covered
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandBahahahahaaa!!!!
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New Jerseyniiiiice. :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh my heavens.
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- No more votes.Andy P
needs a good breakfast
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, Nevada[ulp!] excuse me...
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Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, Mainepancakes or home fries, anything starchy
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganEgg McMuffin, please.
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- No more votes.Shane K
sometimes he keeps me in bed all day
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonThat's nice!
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahave I got a story for you!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
left me feeling high and dry
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganWow, this is extraordinarily clever, Laurie Anne!
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New Jerseywoohoo, Laurie Anne!!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasDiggin' this one!
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- No more votes.Angela S
His constant presence made my family intervene
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis is good Angela!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSo nice, Angela!!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioThanks all! ;-)
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- No more votes.Benjamin S
I picked him up at the bar
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New YorkNice.
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonSo you do remember!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Benjamin!!
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- No more votes.Neal G
after one happy hour, he hurt me
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Fern B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in London, United KingdomI couldn't think of a way to make the 'happy hour' thing work - nice!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiabitch-slap him.
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI thought you already sent him packing, dear.....
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- No more votes.Peggy H
abstinence makes my heart grow fonder of him
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaVery good
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Nanci T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Jewelry Designer at self employed in Chino, CaliforniaGood one
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you for your votes. I appreciate your good taste!
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- No more votes.Julie S
keeps me lying to myself
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery sharp.
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribty Dot
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- No more votes.William H
his initals are D.T. and he's shaky.
Ann B and 2 peopleLiz B
Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! So are mine Debra Terry (maiden)
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William H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 13, 2012If you think that's a coincidence, I've actually had the D.T.s! 28 days in rehab 30 years ago cured me of them. I love this forum, you can say anything to a total stranger and not give a care. Thanks for your vote.
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennessee
was it happy hour?
12 months agoLinda S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Artist/Designer in Washington, District of Columbia
congrats Chris!
12 months ago · 1 person