He's like a hat...

I hardly ever tip him anymore

we have an on-again off-again relationship

Threw up during my graduation

covered my losses

he's quite a bowler

He's hard on me down at the job site

I raised him to be polite.

He saved my skin last summer.

He can be a dunce at times

he's hung up on my rack

things were up in the air with him at graduation

He just wasn't a good fit

He gave me a shady look

I'm responsible for his rise to the top

gets steamed when bent out of shape

collected money while I played on the street

felt under the weather

He made people think I was a player

I pinned him so he couldn't move

Always on my mind

I threw him in the ring

he was left on the hook

He's constantly getting pulled over

He's a Green Beret

used to be a real animal

I'm always giving him head

I know he's hiding something

sometimes called a hood because of his connections

he adjusts easily

Always trying to get ahead

he complimented my outfit

he makes my hair stand on end

There's a trick to getting stuff out of him

He's gets off as soon as he's inside

from his shape I could tell he was a cowboy

over the top

I shaped him to my liking

Off the top of my head, I'd say he's removed

He is often detached around women

felt depressed when I bashed him

his position on gang members is askew

I only want him if he's at least 6 and 7/8 inches

He's close to my heart during the National Anthem

he has been passed around

I'd tip him if I was impressed

He can come off half cocked.

He doesn't tip like he used to.

The Queen wore him out with a big feather

he made a lingering impression on me

he's gone with the wind

a real head case

Only goes to church on Easter

I couldn't get over the size of his bill.

he's got bad hair days covered

goes the way the wind blows

brimming with confidence

I always wear him out

removed from the ballgame before the nation anthem

I've worn him out some nights!

Mexicans dance around him.

Billed for the Little League uniforms