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May02
She's like a boxspring...
e.g. Let's just say I bedded her
There were 150 posts and 1,920 votes
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- No more votes.Brian B
I'm not exactly losing any sleep over her
Alan F and 42 peopleAlden S
Anne L
Bob S
Brent S
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Chris M
Daniel O
Debra Y
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Elena N
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Emily W
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Grant S
Greg O
Holly Z
Janiece U
Jenn V
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Kimberly R
Laird M
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Ski Z
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William B like this - No more votes.Linda S
she was framed for lying
Bob S and 41 peopleBrad R
Brent S
Charly L
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Debra Y
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Dot Cassidy D
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William B like this - No more votes.Chris W
sleeping without her had me feeling low
Alden S and 37 peopleBrian B
Charly L
Chris M
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Holly Z
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William B like this - No more votes.Karen U
she's part of a support group
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSuper, Karen!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkExcellent!
- No more votes.Alan F
gets depressed most nights
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHe'll feel better, come spring.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizona...not if she recoils ^
- No more votes.Jim H
I hid her under my mattress
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! She fits too?
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaGreat post
- No more votes.Patricia R
she's never on top in bed
- No more votes.Karen F
She always has on the same skirt
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHow could anyone resist this???
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Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentWonderful Karen!
- No more votes.Robin A
She gave her unyielding support to the King
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI curtsey to your creative smart post. Hail Ya!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBeautifully done, Robs!
- No more votes.Graham N
I lay about but she still supports me
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaLazy!
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Janiece U ·
Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, Texasgood to see you again Graham!
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Graham N ·
Top 100 Player · writer/ developer of iPad children's books at wasabipro.com.au in Sydney, AustraliaI've been on a surfing trip with the boys .. there was beer and there were boards - and note that there's no 'r" in that last word, we're all too old and too lazy these days.
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- No more votes.John F
I heard her groan when I got in bed
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska"Oh boy!" groan, or "Oh, no..." groan???
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasMoan = good. Groan = bad.
- No more votes.Holly Z
She only makes up part of the bed
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasGreat!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhat kind of a woman is that??
- No more votes.Ed H
If you see her on the sidewalk, don't take her in
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganEw, right?
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Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, MaineI've heard so many horror stories about bedbugs. Shudder.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasOh, Ed
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- No more votes.Carla M
Her weight nearly crushed my skinny frame
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA - so good!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh that poor little guy!! :)
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaOuch!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
She's in the bedroom with the cutest skirt on
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New Jersey:)
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaWow, Good one Ski... :-)
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasGreat, Ski ! Adorable.
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- No more votes.Kathy R
the underlying cause of my sleepless nights
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHello Kathy, always great to see you. :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery nice , Kathy!
- No more votes.Daniel O
she elevated me in the bedroom
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganThis is great, Daniel!
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Irelandthanks Chris!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! don't we all :)
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- No more votes.Jim B
I've drooled over her many times
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
nothing but a Memory now
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou're so good!!!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialove this, Elizabeth
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- No more votes.Joel M
hard to get a foot in the door with that queen.
- No more votes.Wuzzie F
Dad made her ride on top of the car when we moved
- No more votes.Nina C
took me to a higher place
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaCute!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska:) !!!
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- No more votes.Jake H
she wouldn't get in my hyundai
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeSpoiled?
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, Oregon
Beck - Debra
http://youtu.be/YwXeCuhEch8Beck performing Debra from Sessions at W. 54th circa 1999. In my opinion Beck and the band he assembled for the Odelay tour was fantastic.
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- No more votes.Dave M
Tends to be wound up a bit tight
- No more votes.JoAnna S
supports my sordid sex life
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, Floridawhatever floats your boat.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI had to see who was confessing. :)
- No more votes.Charlene A
said goodbye after I got a waterbed
- No more votes.Mike K
I rested easy with her on my side
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganOh Wow!! This is great!
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaNot many likes but your comment makes up for it... thanks, Chris!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYeah Mike!
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- No more votes.William B
I tore up her backside the moment we got home.
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeLol! Sounxs like she was tagged
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Joel M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Assistant District Attorney at Fort Bend County from El Paso, Texashttp://www.hulu.com/watch/5358/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-tore-his-ass-apart
Hulu - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Tore His Ass Apart
http://www.hulu.com/watch/5358/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-tore-his-ass-apartVideo description: A promoter tells the gang a story about a 'bar' fight.
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, Illinoiswhat an animal..
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- No more votes.Donna G
there is always something there between me and her
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://www.boxspringonly.com/images/box_springs_make_bed_more_comfortable.jpg
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Thomas A ·
Top 100 Player · Joined Feb 22, 2011It's really for the best. Good one Donna.
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontUnless it's Pandora's boxspring
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- No more votes.Ronan D
Has a big hairy guy on top of her every night
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Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, Mainewas it me?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhat's wrong with a big, hairy guy?
- No more votes.Brittany A
my moves split her in half
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeLol!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh my... :)
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- No more votes.Karl H
See her only when I'm moving and it is awkward
- No more votes.Meredith P
the king demands twins
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, IllinoisGreat one, Meredith!
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- No more votes.Peggy H
I dress her in fine satin
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaHi Peggy!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasYo Peggy. LIKE!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaJune, thank you too!!
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- No more votes.Bonnie S
Happening things are above her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShe's so out of it!!! :)
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- No more votes.Brian P
I'm only happy if she's been properly ticked
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaBrian, I really like this. Maybe older crowd gets it, huh?
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonDoig fine Ski. Peggy, it's all I could come up with and figured it was only for a small group.
- No more votes.John C
I spent a little extra, but she completes my tress
Dot Cassidy D and 2 peoplePeggy H
Ski Z like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaClever!
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- No more votes.Christopher H
You'd rather be on top of her
Brent S and 2 peopleKatie P
Peggy H like this-
Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinWelcome Back, Peggy!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you Christopher. I missed you guys...:-)
- No more votes.Adam C
Two full and she's a queen.
Lauren W and 2 peoplePatricia R
Peggy H like this-
Lauren W · Works at CASA of Monmouth County in Marlboro, New Jersey
Clever!
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- No more votes.Chris L
had to replace her after I was on top for 15 years
Dot Cassidy D and Peggy H like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYeah you deserve better!
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New JerseyI have no idea how to respond to that^ comment!
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- No more votes.Blanca W
Completely unnecessary
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Blanca W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Journeyman Apprentice in Houston, TexasThey probably just tell us that to sell more bedframes or people like me will be cheap and buy the boxspring and put it on the floor.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI've been bed shopping and read it too. As in, you never really n
need to replace that part of the set. It's a sleazy industry! Nice post! :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New York
I'd call this one a "bed post".
13 months ago · 2 peopleJune K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, Texas
:::cheering::: 3 wins yesterday! Ok, that is waaay to much fun. :)
13 months ago · 1 person