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May01
She's like a paper towel...
e.g. absorbs whatever she can
There were 167 posts and 2,029 votes
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- No more votes.Rosanne M
she took a nasty spill
Brent S and 40 peopleBrian B
Brian P
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris W
Daniel O
Deb K
Dina D
Esther H
Grant S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jenn V
JoAnna S
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Katie P
Laird M
Larry R
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Linda R
Liz B
Martha M
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Neal G
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Ski Z
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Thomas M like this - No more votes.Thomas A
I like to put her on the spot
Alden S and 37 peopleAngela S
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Brian P
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Chris M
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Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
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Janiece U
John C
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Laurie F
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Martha M
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T W Scott M like this - No more votes.Graham N
I ripped her off
Alden S and 36 peopleAnna W
Brian P
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Chris M
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Daniel O
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Martha M
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T W Scott M
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William H like this-
T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Ha! Great :-D
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaNice
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- No more votes.Elizabeth A
After she ran out I threw in the towel
Alden S and 35 peopleAngela S
Beth A
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Brent S
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Debbie F
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Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Hilary G
Jack S
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Karen F
Kathy R
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Laird M
Laurie F
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Mark S
Martha M
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Peggy H
Peter U
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Ski Z
T W Scott M
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandGreat post!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSo good, EA!!
- No more votes.Chris M
sometimes she is off the wall
Alden S and 35 peopleBeth A
Bob S
Brian P
Caroline F
Christopher H
Debbie F
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jenn V
Karen F
Karen U
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie B
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Linda R
Liz B
Martha M
Maxine R
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Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
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Steve J
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T W Scott M
Vincent M
William H like this - No more votes.Kunal B
she's on a roll
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Clever
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaVery Nice
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Irelandgot there before me Kunal..nice!
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- No more votes.Karen U
I have a lot of dirt on her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinmy favorite!
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William H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 13, 2012Nice.
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- No more votes.Prince Y
we wiped the slate clean
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonHey Prince,nice one.
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- No more votes.Holly Z
I have to pull her away from the tube
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasNice.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI voted for this but my phone battery ran out and I had to charge it. Well crafted, Holly!
- No more votes.Jim B
she picked up some piece of shit at the park
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Carla M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in London, United Kingdomlove it. reminds me of my mom who picks up random pieces of garbage to make "art" with. (although you probably meant the human variety)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOut-loud laugh!
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- No more votes.Michael O
wrapped up in herself
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsingood one, Michael!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent, Michael!
- No more votes.JoAnna S
been retaining water
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
ha! :-D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one JoAnna!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasNice!
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- No more votes.Sharon W
always being put to some kind of test
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice Sharon!
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Janiece U ·
Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, Texaswell done Sharon!
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Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentThank you Janiece ,Thank you
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- No more votes.Brian P
sponges drinks off me All the time
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOH YEAH!
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Linda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, MassachusettsHello!
- No more votes.Neal G
she's always on the tube
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiaindeed!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiayoy.
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkHere's a reply!
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- No more votes.Nina C
down the line, separation was imminent
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D Good one
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John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New Yorkelegant
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinresistance is futile!
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- No more votes.Vincent M
I read there's a big Bounty on her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaIt great to see you Vincent :)
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- No more votes.June K
she knows windows inside and out
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasYes !! I supply the Windex and...well, make a good effort to see her through the ups and downs.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTerrific, June!
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- No more votes.Sara C
She can only take so much...
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinme too! :D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI totally relate to her..
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- No more votes.Julie A
When I was done, she was wet and limp
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganOh yeah!
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Carla M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in London, United Kingdom:-)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYea, Julie!
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- No more votes.P.F. B
proof that you CAN be too thin
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California:)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaP.F.!!!!!!!!
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- No more votes.Bob S
Usually a high-roller
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice!
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hung around the men's room
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
hahaha!! nice
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganGreat post, Peter!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiatramp! Nice Peter!
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- No more votes.Mel K
She was all over the hardwood floor guy
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John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New Yorknice continuity, man!
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William H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 13, 2012Mel, I had this one too, but yours was first. Nice.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's a scream, Mel!
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- No more votes.Ann B
sometimes I could see right through her.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinshe's cheap!
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- No more votes.Matthew B
she's known as the quicker picker upper
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Grant S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaI beat you with this
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John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New Yorkthats catchy
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Grant S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, Pennsylvaniacopycat post
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- No more votes.Ed H
In public restrooms, men's hands are all over her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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- No more votes.John C
I desire Terry, yet Viva's Bounty's Charmin, too!
Beth A and 2 peopleBrian P
Dot Cassidy D like this-
Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonLooking for endorsements?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's some real work there, John! :)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsin
great post, rosanne ;-)
13 months ago · 1 personRosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsin
:) thanks!
13 months ago