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Apr24
She's like a brownie...
e.g. I 'ate her
There were 161 posts and 1,907 votes
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- No more votes.Karen F
there's an edge to her that I find irresistible
Alan F and 52 peopleAngela S
Anne M
Beth H
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Claire N
Cyn S
Dina D
Donna G
Ed H
Esther H
Fern B
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jake H
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
Julie S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Liz B
Martha M
Megan P
Melissa G
Meredith P
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Sue F
T W Scott M
Tony O like this - No more votes.Julie S
She's extremely rich
Alan F and 51 peopleAlden S
Avrom G
Beth H
Brent S
Brian B
Carol F
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Daniel O
Deb K
Dina D
Donna G
Edward H
Emily W
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
Joe C
Joel M
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda R
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Neal G
Patricia R
Robin A
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
T W Scott M
Tom S
Tony O
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Laurie F
mom used to beat her with a wooden spoon
Alan F and 50 peopleAlden S
Angela S
Anne L
Brent S
Brit Y
Carolyn S
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Cyn S
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff J
Joe C
Joel M
Karen F
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Melissa G
Neal G
Patricia R
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve J
T W Scott M
Thomas A
Tim L
Tony O
Wayne T like this - No more votes.Linda B
a little square but very sweet
Alan F and 48 peopleAnne M
Beth H
Bob S
Brian P
Carol F
Chris L
Chris M
Chris W
Cyn S
Daniel O
Deb K
Dina D
Edward H
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
Joe C
Joel M
John A
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Lauren W
Laurie B
Linda R
Marillyn H
Martha M
Maxine R
Melissa D
Melissa G
Meredith P
Neal G
Patricia R
Rare S
Rob H
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Tom S
Tony O like this - No more votes.Steve J
I found her in the tub with Ben and Jerry
Alan F and 47 peopleBrian B
Brit Y
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Chris L
Chris M
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Ed P
Emily W
Hilary G
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
Janiece U
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Joe C
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laird M
Larry R
Lauren W
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Liz B
Lynn W
Martha M
Maxine R
Mel K
Melinda S
Michael G
Neal G
Nina C
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve K
T W Scott M
Tim L
Tom S
Tony O like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaFunny!!!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHa!
- No more votes.Beth H
the chunkier she gets, the more I love her
Alan F and 42 peopleAnne L
Brad R
Brit Y
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Chris W
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Ed H
Edward H
Emily W
Greg O
Jack S
Jake H
Janiece U
Jeff J
Joe C
Julie S
Karen F
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda R
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Melissa D
Melissa G
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Rare S
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
T W Scott M
Tim L like this - No more votes.Vincent M
She got mixed up with a bunch of nuts
Alan F and 38 peopleArzu U
Beth H
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Claire N
Cyn S
Deb K
Debra Y
Edward H
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Joe C
June K
Kimberly G
Kunal B
Laird M
Lauren W
Liz B
Martha M
Maxine R
Michael G
Mike K
Patricia R
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Sharon W
Tom S like this - No more votes.Marillyn H
Makes me undo my pants
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiaso cute!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh, Marilyn -so funny!
- No more votes.Jenn V
hardened over time
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice one, Jenn!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californianeeds a good cover.
- No more votes.Liz B
she sweetened the pot
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribduuuuuuuuuuuude
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat!
- No more votes.Kathy R
They brought her home in a box
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhere's my hanky?
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiapoor thing!
- No more votes.Jim B
I found her lying on the floor looking like shit
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011OMG still laughing out loud!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYa gotta laugh at that one! :)
- No more votes.Megan P
I cut her down to size.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Megan!
- No more votes.Jack S
I thought she'd be a piece of cake
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
ha!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011but nooooo!
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- No more votes.Rare S
I burned her once, and it caused a big stink.
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaI'll bet it did!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow, did you still eat her?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaRBS!! Good one!
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- No more votes.Brent S
she got mixed up with some bad eggs
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI love it!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGO BRENT!!!!!!!!!!
- No more votes.Rosanne M
the way she left me was rather crummy
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseyyup!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinoisnot enough butter
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- No more votes.Meredith P
ran out on me at the bake sale
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha! Big bummer :)
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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- No more votes.Arzu U
Her smell fills the whole house
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYum! I love this Arzu :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAwesome, Arzu!!!
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- No more votes.Alden S
She's just not herself without chocolate
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioBut only the good stuff, right? None of that Hershey's shit.
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New Yorkxx
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinyou're talking about half the female population here
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- No more votes.Glen M
She had a reputation for being easy, so I made her
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHa!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo me too Glen! :D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskaand why not?
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- No more votes.Dobie F
I was never quite sure if she was done
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDivine, Dobie
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOr crusty around the outside, Scott? No, you wouldn't stoop to that!
- No more votes.Chris M
She's burned through a lot of Easy Bake Ovens
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
I wanted an Easy Bake Oven but never had one has a kid. I also wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid... hmm. Hmmm.... I'm sure my therapist will find this all very interesting
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, Texasmud pies too
- No more votes.Laird M
Completely panned as a batter
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianice one!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWow!
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- No more votes.Kimberly R
I dated her
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaNor would I. Just trying to play for votes. Move along McD, you already voted for my cleverness. LOL
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaNice!
- No more votes.Jeremy H
I can see her when our son smiles.
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasI KNEW this was you. You and your son...blah, blah, blah.
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Jeremy H ·
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaI know, heart strings. Am am talking about a kid with chocolate all over his teeth, though.
- No more votes.Maxine R
I scored points with her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Excellent!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingreat!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThanks, guys:)
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- No more votes.Jake H
she dreams of being a Girl Scout
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaLOL
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New JerseyI was thinking about going there :D (well in real life, I actually did haha)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinthat's as far as i got ;-(
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- No more votes.Jack P
I freaked out when my dog bit her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYeah it's you! :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSO GOOD!!!!!!!!
- No more votes.Emily W
I was surprised to find she had nuts
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisThe adam's apple and mustache weren't a give away?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's hilarious, Emily!
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- No more votes.Linda R
I went down a rocky road with her.
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiaterrific!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI think this is very clever Linda.
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeI hope you had good shocks..
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- No more votes.Brian B
she's got a chip on her shoulder
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeGreat!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
still... things will pan out for her. ;-) Great post!
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- No more votes.Andrea F
she goes straight for my hips
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New YorkSo true.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskaha ha!!!!
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- No more votes.Melinda S
I like to get her hot and melt ice cream on her
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaWho doesn't?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMmmmm
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- No more votes.Nina C
chipped in for dessert
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Nina
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
that was sweet of her
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingreat post, nina ;-)
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- No more votes.Susan G
the blondie can't compete.
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkso true
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's what I say! :)
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- No more votes.Chris L
was there for my grandparents' Kodak moments
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
I was very late figuring this out. Clever. *clap, clap, clap*
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New JerseySo, when does Holly Ziegler figure out my joke? ;-)
- No more votes.Johnson S
defined by her color
- No more votes.Rae L
my favorite back-up date on Saturday night
- No more votes.Robin A
Her existence seems so neatly squared away
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNice way to use the square angle, Robin.
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianicely done
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- No more votes.Daniel O
Mom always got a rise out of her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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- No more votes.Laurie B
I buttered her up to smooth out a problem
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridalove it
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011Nice!
- No more votes.Christopher H
needs to be recognized for every little thing
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHA!!!!!
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- No more votes.Joseph D
good enough to eat!
Anne L and 2 peopleDot Cassidy D
Maxine R like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYeah!!! :)
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- No more votes.Larry R
She fell in the snow and looks like crap!
Jack P and 2 peopleMartha M
T W Scott M like this-
T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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- No more votes.Brian P
She stole the baby! She stole the baby!
Joe C and 2 peopleLynn W
Robin A like this-
Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonBrownies from Willow. It really was the first thing that came to mind.
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New JerseyOMG I could not stop laughing when I saw this. :)
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonI was hoping.
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I never really liked her kind
Dot Cassidy D and Emily W like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMe neither, Charlene!
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- No more votes.Donna G
my favorite mistake
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://music.aol.com/video/my-favorite-mistake-live/sheryl-crow/bc:963906753001
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http://music.aol.com/video/my-favorite-mistake-live/sheryl-crow/bc:963906753001Watch My Favorite Mistake (Live) Video by Sheryl Crow
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontI thought Lance was her favorite mistake
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North CarolinaI don't know if he was her favorite but he was indeed a mistake.
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsin
i call that whole row at my house! yummy, karen ;-P
12 months ago · 1 personJulie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her crib
oh yeah~ grab the milk~ I'll be right over
12 months ago · 1 person