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Apr20
He's like a hookah...
e.g. middle-eastern
There were 144 posts and 1,314 votes
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- No more votes.Roxanne C
Has a circle of friends who suck up to him.
Alan F and 53 peopleAngela S
Anne L
Arzu U
Avrom G
Benjamin S
Blanca W
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Colleen K
Cyn S
David D
Debra Y
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Holly Z
James H
Jeff J
Jeremy H
Jim W
Joe C
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Katie P
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda R
Linda S
Lynn W
Maxine R
Mel K
Melissa G
Mike K
Pamela F
Patricia R
Rare S
Rob P
Robin A
Sharon W
Ski Z
Thomas A
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Brian B
he's no fun unless he's lit
Anne L and 40 peopleArzu U
Avrom G
Carolyn S
Chris L
Chris W
Christopher H
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Grant S
Holly Z
James H
Jeff C
Jeff J
Jeremy H
Jim W
Joe C
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kim P
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Lynn W
Mark S
Maxine R
Melissa G
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Rare S
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve K
Thomas M
Tony O like this - No more votes.Anne L
he's got a great set of pipes on him
Alan F and 39 peopleAngela S
Avrom G
Beth A
Brent S
Brian P
Chris M
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Claire N
Cyn S
Deena N
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
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Joe C
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
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Laurie B
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Linda S
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Patricia R
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Ski Z
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Chris M
he just sits there fuming
Alan F and 37 peopleAngela S
Anne L
Avrom G
Blanca W
Chris M
Chris W
Claire N
Crystal D
Cyn S
Daniel O
Deena N
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
George H
Grant S
Jeff C
Jeremy H
Joe C
June K
Kathy R
Katie P
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Mark S
Melissa G
Mike K
Patricia R
Robin A
T W Scott M
Thomas M
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Linda S
I just know I'm going to blow it with him
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaLove it, Linda...have a great weekend :o)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioLTS, all the way! I wish the dinner in NYC had 5 more hours attached to it. We needed more time :(
- No more votes.Brent S
being around him is a drag
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaYou vote for me, I vote for you.
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeBribery huh?
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! I bet you enjoyed him Brent :)
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- No more votes.Emily W
He's always getting fired up
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Em!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Yeah Emily :)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, Emily!
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- No more votes.George H
Has done more hash than a Denny's
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Mary W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Mar 26, 2011the best post!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally clever, George.
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- No more votes.Alden S
Relaxing with him is just a pipe dream
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHello, Alden :)
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiagreat!
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- No more votes.Jeremy H
Made a stink at the restaurant
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaHe usually smells better than the steamed grape leaves at those places
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioBy Hall, I think you've got it.
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- No more votes.Rosanne M
with him, i have to pause and take a deep breath
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHey again, Roseanne!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaReally good!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinthat's great, rosanne ;-)
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- No more votes.Elizabeth A
My father lights up when he's around
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, ColoradoThis one is not far from the truth .Gotta love my hookah smokin dad.
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaI inherited my great aunt's hookah. Unfortunately, it would cost more to rehab it than to buy a new one. So cool though.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaSo cute Elizabeth :)
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- No more votes.Channez R
Things about the night I spent with him are hazy
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiagooon one
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaNice Channez...looks like Laurie Anne spent some time on the hookah herself ;o)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinlaurie anne! have you been smokin the big hookah?
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- No more votes.Jeff J
came out of the closet on 4-20-12
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBeen in hiding, has he?
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaLOL
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinforgot you had him?
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- No more votes.Adam C
All the buzz around town.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice, Adam!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! That's what I hear Adam :)
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- No more votes.Chris L
He's da bong
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou're da funny guy!
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Kathy R ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsinyou're da bong
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinhaha
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- No more votes.Mike K
created some buzz when his business went paperless
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSharp!!!
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaClever!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Good one Mike! Now I'll buzz off :)
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- No more votes.Thomas A
makes smoking seem cool
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaReally great, Thomas
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioThis is completely true. I want to own one. And put a lampshade on it, when I have company.
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- No more votes.Evan A
If he's Moroccan, don't come a knockin'
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHA!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHA!!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsincute,evan
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- No more votes.Vincent M
He always gets hosed
- No more votes.Elena N
looks cool and stylish but he's just blowing smoke
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaLove it
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianice one!
- No more votes.Debra Y
I choked on him
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeGag me with a spoon
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYikes.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahahaha! That's some good stuff :)
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- No more votes.David D
You're never sure exactly what he's smoking
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood post, David! :)
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaI got a good guess
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- No more votes.Dave M
Always gives you unfiltered results.
- No more votes.Robin A
He has a few leads in in his pipeline
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYes, EXCELLENT, Robin!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyClose to my heart. Excellent Robs!
- No more votes.Donna G
I couldn't hide my addiction to him.
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGreat
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiagreat pic Donna :-)
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- No more votes.Brian P
He's bubbly, but also a hot head.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandPopp!!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally good, Brian!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaGreat as usual, Brian!
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- No more votes.William B
I hide him from my parents.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkWay to pander to Sean Cronin.
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriIt isn't working. I should have stuck with my first thought "Got sucked off by JAH nightly".
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- No more votes.Darrell K
a foreigner with a criminal record
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNICE!!!
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- No more votes.Thomas M
belches bubbles of herbal ethers
Dot Cassidy D and 2 peopleJoe C
Laurie F like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhat a delightful companion!
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- No more votes.Melissa G
Who knows how many have sucked his parts
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMelissa!! :)
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinI beg your pardon, madam!
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- No more votes.Graham N
just let us alone
Dot Cassidy D and 2 peopleEmily W
Joe C like this-
Graham N ·
Top 100 Player · writer/ developer of iPad children's books at wasabipro.com.au in Sydney, Australiaeventually runs out of puff
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI see...
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- No more votes.Christopher H
The jury's still out about her
Dot Cassidy D and Marillyn H like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI'm sure!
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinGotcha again...How's every little thing?
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansas
yay!!
12 months ago · 1 personRoxanne C · Joined Feb 29, 2012
Thanks, guys! :-)
12 months ago