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Apr19
He's like a shower curtain...
e.g. Sometimes he can be transparent
There were 158 posts and 1,740 votes
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- No more votes.Vincent M
The bar is set high for him
Beth H and 49 peopleBrian B
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Brad R
hangs out with scum
Angela S and 44 peopleAnn I
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Karen F
Things got pretty steamy between us
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Robin A
He's demonstrated some growth this year
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasGreat!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaRobin, when you are on, I swear you know how to craft an Analogy. Really very good and the words you choose are dead on. Love it!
- No more votes.Neal G
without him, I'd have really taken a bath
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Thomas A like this - No more votes.Laird M
He's got connections up at the bar
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He's hooked up so many times
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He spends all day hanging out at the bar
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTrue, that! :)
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaI found you even at 35000 ft. Really great Steve
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI gotcha at sea level here, Steve.
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- No more votes.Hilary G
works on the inside to prevent leaks
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasVery, very clever.
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyCovert?............Nice!
- No more votes.Julie S
He's cut from a different cloth
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWell you're on a roll, my dear!!! :) I really love this post.
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaGoing for 2 in a row!
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- No more votes.Linda S
I stand behind him
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, dirty!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha! Linda, by the looks of it, you get a lot done in the shower.
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I'm certain he's concealing something
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseyyour high heels?
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jersey.........so great!
- No more votes.Holly Z
I try to make sure he doesn't get left out
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyThat's nice of you!
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Claire N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Auckland, New ZealandDon't wanna puddle on the floor now do we Holly.
- No more votes.Laurie F
complimented my towels
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkHow nice of him!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyGreat!
- No more votes.Beth A
He's got mold in his folds
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskaeeee.
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Mary W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Mar 26, 2011This is as disgusting as my post!
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- No more votes.Donna G
If I get close to him, I know I'll end up naked
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaI love this!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyI have that problem too!
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Hangs out at the bar and gets sloshed
- No more votes.Mike K
got wrapped up in a murder mystery
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally great, Mike!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaClever angle!
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- No more votes.Ann I
I wet myself once I saw he was straight
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New Yorklol
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseySuch a great angle!
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- No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
Known for his rod and his staph
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyThey comfort me!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinsounds like a holy man
- No more votes.Rosanne M
he could be easily replaced
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice again , Roseanne!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasNice!
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- No more votes.Michael G
Had a killer scene in the movies
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he is a bit of a drip sometimes
- No more votes.Alden S
My pull on him sent him off the rails
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Reveals just enough to get you interested
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHey Smiles! Whats on your mind?? :)
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinJust making it through these days...missed ya, tho!
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, FloridaWhat a tease!
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- No more votes.Thomas A
has a stream lined operation
- No more votes.Joanna B
he offers me no protection from psychos
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaUnless you take somebody big and strong in with you. There's a good idea!
Love the post, Joanna! -
Joanna B · Joined Jul 25, 2011
Thank you!
I don't know if I am just being slow - I have worked out how to "like" other people's posts - but how do I comment? And why does it look as though everybody is anonymous?! (Apologies if this should be in a forum, but you have been so welcoming, Dot!
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- No more votes.Tim L
always hides my Head and Shoulders
- No more votes.Bob S
Cleaned up his act with his one-liner
- No more votes.Deena N
He downright stunk, so I tossed him out
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- No more votes.Adam C
Got no glass
- No more votes.Bang B
Sometimes his rod falls just as she's getting wet.
- No more votes.Mary W
he has some fungus on his bottom
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New Hampshireeww
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaHi Mary. Yes, yours is gross too. :)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyUh oh!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
Last time we met was at the hotel room
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyWhen my husband leaves for work he's at the house too!
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- No more votes.Jeff J
wanted his job at the girls college locker room
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHe would!
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Surrounded by slime bags
Brian P and 2 peopleCharlene A
Cyn S like this-
Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Florida
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- No more votes.Harsh K
only leaves a silhouette in mind.
Charlene A and 2 peopleLaurie B
Vickie R like this-
Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianice one
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I'll be seen wearing his designs over my dead body
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBrian! Perish the thought...or I mean, well, dread the thought. Great post!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
looks ducky in his designer sheers
Charlene A and Chris M like this-
Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganducky is a great word!
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I used a rope to gather his fold
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove it, Kimberly!
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- No more votes.Charlene A
reminds me of a psycho
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSo good!
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Vickie R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Developer at Gamesys in London, United Kingdom
nice
13 months ago · 1 personDot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska
Good going, Vince!
13 months ago · 3 people