She's like waterboarding...

She got me all choked up

If I don't want to talk she starts the waterworks

I can't stand her gushing all over me

she makes my head swim

She makes me gag

spending five minutes with her is sheer torture

Hard to resist when she pours it on

save your breath when it comes to her

she got in my face

I can't catch my breath when I'm around her

I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy

ours was a torturous affair conducted in secret

I felt smothered by her.

I would tell her anything to make her go away.

she's inclined to throw it back in your face

forced the truth out of me

soaked me for all that I had

She knows how to get me to spill my guts

there's no proof she ever worked for the CIA

she'll do anything to make me talk

She's on a fishing expedition

got hosed by her

I opened up to her over drinks.

she won't take no for an answer

Politically incorrect

She always controls the conversation

there's never a dry moment with her

I couldn't raise my head until she was satisfied

usually gives me the watered-down version

I can only take so much of her

pours it on thick

She's very persuasive.

She made me beg her to stop

Gives Americans a bad name

gave me an earful when I wouldn't speak up

she should have never entered the military

she really poured it on

every conversation's an inquisition.

She doused my spirits

turned my world upside down

When I wouldn't fess up, she dumped me

I surrendered to her

She's kind of a drowner

She makes grown men cry

hard to swallow

She's unbearable

Her nagging questions forced me to drink too much

Having a drink with her was torture

Made me tell all my secrets

the effect she had on me was mind blowing

I can't take her for more than a few seconds

the things she did to me should be illegal

I felt in over my head with her

Things were slanted in her favor

I couldn't take her pressure

She's known for her fluidity and great restraint

famous for ill gotten gains

I don't want her tying me down

she usually gets done by guys in uniform

inundates me with questions

Made me finger Ajit though I knew it was wrong.

I'm saddened to say the company has employed her

She made my heart skip a beat

makes it hard for me to keep my head above water

truth be told, she was a loquacious tool