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Apr13
She's like a hot plate...
e.g. had a meltdown
There were 152 posts and 1,335 votes
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- No more votes.Brian B
she usually has a little pot on her
Andy E and 49 peopleAngel E
Avrom G
Blanca W
Brent S
Brian P
Carolyn M
Charly L
Chris W
Daniel O
Debra Y
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Francine L
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Janiece U
JoAnna S
Joel M
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Kunal B
Laurie F
Laurie B
Liz B
Megan P
Michael G
Michael M
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rare S
Rob H
Rob P
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Steve J
William H like this - No more votes.Chris W
I can control her, to a certain degree
Alan F and 41 peopleAndy E
Angel E
Anne L
Avrom G
Blanca W
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Charly L
Claire N
Cyn S
Daniel O
Darrell K
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Janiece U
JoAnna S
Joel M
Johnson S
June K
Karen U
Kathy R
Laurie B
Linda R
Linda S
Marillyn H
Megan P
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Peggy H
Rosanne M
Shanté C
Ski Z
Thomas A
William H like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHappy Friday Chris!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandYou go girl!!!
- No more votes.Roxanne C
She's got no range.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's unique!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansascute!
- No more votes.Susan C
she got a little short when I spilled soup on her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBig laugh!!!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansasgreat!
- No more votes.Jim W
We had a few stirring moments in our little apt.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSpooning??
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonaor forking?
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Jim W ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Wood Salvage (Owner) in Columbia, South CarolinaNow you are just being bad
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- No more votes.Steven D
Been with me since the separation
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaA bachelor who can cook!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonaaww....
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- No more votes.William H
George Forman wants to knock her out.
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Shanté C · Lives in New York, New York
Clever.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAgree!
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- No more votes.Dobie F
she rekindled my leftover desires
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSound delicious, Dobie!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaNice!
- No more votes.Liz B
life with her was a moveable feast
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkVery clever, Liz.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGood one. :-)
- No more votes.Josie B
Ended up with egg on her face
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat, Josie!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaHa!
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- No more votes.Francine L
she can only do one thing at a time
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkVery nice, Francine.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGood one!
- No more votes.Bang B
When I laid her on the counter it was electric.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's steamy , Bang!
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiaanother good one
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonatell me more!
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I just know she's hiding in my basement somewhere
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaOh dear!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, Liz!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonashe's creepy!
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- No more votes.David R
puts the sizzle in my sausage
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShame on you, David! (for eating high cholesterol, I mean)
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- No more votes.Jake H
she kept my dinner warm
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinwhat a gal
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, WisconsinGrowing up it was my mom. my sister, me and the hot plate ( who I thought of as my father for years)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californialate again!?
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- No more votes.Deena N
I had her on my desk at work
- No more votes.Rosanne M
there's not much happening below the surface
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExactly!!!
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaYou've had a great week, congrats!
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- No more votes.Brent S
she lost a foot so I dumped her
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeIt's not you. It's your stump
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Joel M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From El Paso, TexasI saw an ad for stump grinding today. I take it that wasn't you.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhat is she, down to about 4'11" now... and still shrinking???
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- No more votes.Stephen H
i lost touch with her after college
- No more votes.Kimberly G
has no control over her hotness
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYaazaa baby! :D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThere's a fact!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiahahahaha
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- No more votes.Laird M
Got some guy mackin' on her all the time
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeCheesy
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, I went the other route Brent :D
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaKrafty!
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- No more votes.John C
She warms to my trust despite a lack of convection
Dot Cassidy D and 2 peopleKatie P
Kim P like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaClever, John!!!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
her lab experiment went up in smoke
Debra Y and 2 peopleLiz B
Ski Z like this-
Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaPoof!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHello Laurie. Good thinking :)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaMany of mine did Laurie! Nice One!
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- No more votes.Jim B
her curls were hotter than my chick's breasts
Brian P and 2 peopleDot Cassidy D
Jack P like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaFunny, Jim!!
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- No more votes.Michael G
It was all or nothing with her
Brian P and 2 peopleDot Cassidy D
Liz B like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTrue!!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californianice!
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- No more votes.Karen U
I saw her at a buffet, and she looked hot
Dot Cassidy D and Liz B like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHope she goes easy on the fats and carbs!
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- No more votes.Thomas M
hands off when she's juiced
Marillyn H and Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaShe could be electrifying :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New York
Did you win? Soren is dying to know.
13 months ago · 1 personSteve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinois
I know it's too late to vote, but can we still comment?
13 months ago · 3 people