Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
You should be ashamed of yourself, unless...
e.g. you can blame it on alcoholism and exhaustion.
- No more votes.Jake H
it pays the rent
- No more votes.Chris L
You have an identical twin that you can blame it on
- No more votes.Melissa G
you were under hypnosis
- No more votes.Martha M
Everyone agrees Grandma needed a good kick in the pants
- No more votes.Anne A
that guy looks better without eyebrows anyway.
- No more votes.Lynn W
you did it on a double dare
- No more votes.Jenn V
The poster below likes watching porn too
- No more votes.Ronan D
You believe that the end justifies the means
- No more votes.George H
You really needed to eat the whole box of chocolates (health reasons)
- No more votes.Alden S
The poster above likes watching porn too
- No more votes.Phil G
You both agreed to an open marriage
- No more votes.Chris W
that really was the dog
- No more votes.Melinda S
you destroyed the evidence
- No more votes.David D
Exotic dancing is how you support your kids
- No more votes.Julie S
You have a damaged frontal lobe
- No more votes.Sivan B
no one is there to see what you have done
- No more votes.Graham N
you were drunk and really didn't know it was a goat...
- No more votes.Jack P
- No more votes.Wuzzie F
you did the right thing
- No more votes.Sarah M
your shrink says it's all your mom's fault
- No more votes.Julie S
that's how you roll
- No more votes.Elizabeth W
You won it "fair and square".
- No more votes.Dave M
You are rich enough to not care what others think.
- No more votes.Steven D
You're 3 years old
- No more votes.Carol F
you have dementia
- No more votes.Jeff J
that porno movie actually made you rich
- No more votes.Jack S
it's the walk of shame and you're very satisfied
- No more votes.Amir R
you don't really care
- No more votes.Michael J
you plead insanity
- No more votes.Dina D
You just couldn't hold it in any longer
- No more votes.Carolyn S
It WAS called for
- No more votes.JoAnna S
you have no shame
- No more votes.Mark P
emotions aren't really your thing
- No more votes.Meredith P
you have broken free of oppressive religious constraints and masturbate freely
- No more votes.Tom S
you did your best
- No more votes.Jim W
you are about to say " Smile you're on Candid Camera"
- No more votes.Adam C
You're a narcissist of the highest order.
- No more votes.Maxine R
It wasn't my fault. "The devil made me do it."
- No more votes.Carl H
unless your sly enough to pass the buck
- No more votes.June K
it took 3 years of intense therapy to rid yourself of shame
- No more votes.P.F. B
it's for a reality TV show
- No more votes.Marillyn H
- No more votes.Tim L
It's 2AM and your looking at her through your beer goggles
- No more votes.Ginny K
you enjoyed it
- No more votes.Jeremy H
The shame will drive you to drinking again
- No more votes.Michael O
even though I can sense our lifestyles are comparable, you simply are not there
- No more votes.Conor D
She gave you permission to "think" about her
- No more votes.Fabrizio V
you plan on making your way to hell
- No more votes.Jim B
you've got the body to pull the outfit off
- No more votes.Gp L
You're just being sarcastic
- No more votes.Joe C
You don't believe in Original Sin
- No more votes.Christopher H
Your wife had quite a makeover!
- No more votes.Sharon W
you just don't have the time
- No more votes.Donna G
it's what you planned on doing all along
- No more votes.Grant S
you play fair!
- No more votes.Sylvia P
you're trying to stop being judgemental
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
what you did also got you killed
- No more votes.Michelle A
You increase the bribe!
- No more votes.John F
you're proud of your hedonism
- No more votes.Karl H
You can parlay yourself into a profitable venture (books, reality TV, self-help)
- No more votes.Zoltán K
you are just a kid
- No more votes.Danielle L
You're an egocentric ninny without a clue
- No more votes.Wayne T
you have no remorse
- No more votes.Brittany A
I can join you
- No more votes.Greg O
you just came up with a great analogy post
- No more votes.Pamela H
You tried, but you couldn't do it.
- No more votes.Sara C
I did that to you first...then...sorry, man!
- No more votes.Bang B
You hide the body where no one will ever find it.
- No more votes.Ed H
your opinion of yourself is so high, that you feel you can do no wrong.
- No more votes.John C
you have a buddy who watches "Jersey Shore" reruns with you while working
- No more votes.Gary C
You are just getting even with someone, for the first time