Party time! Unless...

You're in rehab

Your parents come home early

You're the designated driver

It's a pity party

You forgot to send out the invitations

you're the pinata

you weren't invited

the keg is empty

You've got court for your DUI tomorrow morning.

the cops already arrived

no one shows up

my credit card is declined

You live in a monastery

no one RSVP's

You are at a funeral

my husband won't let me go to the MeetUp

The police just pulled up

you were left at the alter

the party was last night then it's hangover time

your the only adult

The party's in your pants and you forgot to bring the condoms.

The wicked witch isn't dead.

it's the Republican Convention

your parents suddenly cancel their little weekend away.

It's Monday morning

you're walking the line for the OUI

I misunderstood. Does a "positive result" mean you're pregnant or not?

You're an independent candidate

I forgot my ID.

The newly read will didn't leave you a penny.

You're being awarded your AA six month sober chip

we're farmers and the cows came home

you ran out of cocaine for the stripper

every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you.

Animal is NOT your drummer.

You just left a party

You started early and passed out before the keg was tapped

you've run out of cash in the boom boom room

The Maitre D' doesn't believe you are Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago

you want to remain a virgin

you failed all your exams

There's an "unless" for that? Since when?

You just ate the party animal for dinner

the Prohibition Act has been reinstated

it's that wierd non-party gathering thing after a funeral.

I'm buying

you got your period

it's 6 a.m.

It's May 1945 and its the Nazi Party.

I get a production support call

You are a Dartmouth College Fraternity Pledge

You're alone.

your a party animal and you've been caged

It's time to get serious

it's parthy thime as a result of an unfortunate accident.

you're going to stay a little longer

it's 3 am and your roommate has work tomorrow, PAUL

there is a cop standing at the door

Your invitation "got lost in the mail". Sorry

we are monks

We're out of Guinness

Things are not so excellent

That big purple dinosaur I'm seeing is really Officer Joe with a taser....OWWW!

are you talking to me on a cellular phone? Prank caller, prank caller!

it's Daylight Savings

it's really a 'bee' which means work!