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Apr05
He's like artificial flowers...
e.g. prone to grave impressions
There were 161 posts and 1,551 votes
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- No more votes.JoAnna S
He's nothing to sneeze at
Alan F and 47 peopleBenjamin S
Bob S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Charly L
Cyn S
Daniel O
Darrell K
David D
Dina D
Dobie F
Ed H
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Francine L
Graham N
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jake H
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Jeremy H
Julie S
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Katie P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
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Maxine R
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Michael G
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Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
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Tony O like this - No more votes.Brian B
I have a cheap little arrangement with him
Alan F and 45 peopleBrian P
Carl N
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Chris M
Dina D
Dobie F
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Elena N
Esther H
Francine L
Grant S
Hilary G
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Jake H
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JoAnna S
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Kathy R
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Patricia R
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Prince Y
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William H like this - No more votes.Greg O
He's usually good for a lei
Alan F and 42 peopleAnne L
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Brian B
Brian P
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Chris M
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Darrell K
Dina D
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Donna G
Elena N
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Holly Z
Jack S
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JoAnna S
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Tom S like this - No more votes.Karen F
I'd never walk down the aisle with him
Alan F and 41 peopleAnne L
Brian B
Brian P
Caleb W
Carol F
Chris M
Christopher H
Cyn S
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Francine L
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jeremy H
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Karl H
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
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Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rob H
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William H like this - No more votes.Steve J
He's never put down any roots
Adam C and 41 peopleAlan F
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Carol F
Caroline F
Charly L
Cyn S
Darrell K
Deb K
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Francine L
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Jehan M
JoAnna S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Kathy R
Kirsten B
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda S
Liz B
Maxine R
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rob H
Rob P
Sarah Ann D
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William H like this - No more votes.Steve K
He'll get laid over my dead body
Brent S and 38 peopleBrian B
Brian P
Charly L
Chris M
Darrell K
David D
Dobie F
Ed H
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Francine L
Greg O
Hilary G
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Jeff C
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Prince Y
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Florida:(
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisSuch kind and loving comments, for the most part. Thanks,kids.
- No more votes.Kathy R
he has no growth potential
Anne L and 38 peopleBrian B
Carl N
Chris M
Darrell K
David D
Dina D
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Ed H
Elena N
Esther H
Francine L
Grant S
Greg O
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Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
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JoAnna S
June K
Karen F
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Laird M
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Maxine R
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Ski Z
Steve J
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William H like this - No more votes.Patricia R
Nobody picked him
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice!
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkThanks to all of you - I have been feeling sorry for these poor artificial flowers all day.
- No more votes.Alan F
unfortunately he'll never grow up
Adam C and 37 peopleBrent S
Brian B
Carol F
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Christopher H
Daniel O
Darrell K
Deb K
Dina D
Dobie F
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Greg O
Hilary G
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Jack S
Jane B
Jeff C
JoAnna S
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June K
Karen F
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Kathy R
Laird M
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Maxine R
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Nina C
Patricia R
Steve J
Tom S
William H like this - No more votes.Bang B
He's wearing a wire.
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Robinson B · Works at Bachelorette Baguette: Erotic Bakery & Escrow Services in Seattle, Washington
This works.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganIndeed.
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiasneakily good!
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- No more votes.Michael G
didn't pass the smell test
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisThis one did
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkThis is very good
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- No more votes.Julie S
He's smooth as silk
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganand so are you, dear
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! I agree with Chris CM.......smooth as silk!
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Darrell K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · VP of Technical Sales/Service at Henningsen Foods Inc in David City, Nebraskasilk as in milk? fake silk milk - I like
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- No more votes.Neal G
you'll never catch him drinking
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaMaybe it would have loosened you up a little, dear.....BTW, welcome home to New York....hope you are having a nice break :)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice Neal!!!
- No more votes.Francine L
He'll bend any which way I want
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa Francine, seems it has been awhile. Good to see you. :)
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Francine L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Madison, Connecticutyes, Ski...i haven't been playing. i haven't felt creative, but still checked in to see what was going on. couldn't let go, so here i am today. nice to see you today....thanks for the "like"!!
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- No more votes.William B
He was my bud, but he never matured.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganLike you did?
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaSo nice meeting you BBB! Hope you had a good trip back....
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, Ohiocute :-)
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- No more votes.Esther H
My Grannie keeps trying to give him a drink
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Robinson B · Works at Bachelorette Baguette: Erotic Bakery & Escrow Services in Seattle, Washington
This is a good one.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHA! I can picture this!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaYou made me laugh out loud Esther...really funny!
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- No more votes.Katie P
his reality comes into question
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice!
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, Ohiocute one :-)
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI am finding you all over the place tonight Kaite.
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- No more votes.Laurie B
life with him is not exactly a bed of roses
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, Laurie good thinking....love it!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganLovely post, Laurie Anne!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaVery nice, Laurie!
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- No more votes.Marillyn H
Seems like the real deal
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkMarilllyn - I met your daughter and grandchildren at the OUM gathering in NYC last weekend. You have a lovely family.
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- No more votes.Peggy H
hung him on a trellis
Dina D and 2 peopleJune K
Karen F like this-
June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasLOL, Peggy. There you are !
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaJune, guess people should not get on my bad side, huh? ( I really don't have one)
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My girlfriend said I offered her as a lame apology
Ann B and 2 peopleKimberly R
Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahahahaha :D
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- No more votes.Jasmine B
perpetually disappointing.
Brian B and 2 peopleChristopher H
Liz B like this-
Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiareally great, Jasmine
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- No more votes.Grant S
I'm his little cupcake and he's really sweet on me
Brian P and 2 peopleGreg O
Ski Z like this-
Grant S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, Pennsylvaniahttp://cdn-ediblecrafts.craftgossip.com/files/2010/03/Easter-Basket-Cupcakes.jpg
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He'll never help get you laid
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkHave I been doing it wrong?
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgia
So great, JoAPS! My fave, for whatever that's worth.
13 months ago · 1 personJoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jersey
^its worth alot!
13 months ago