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Mar22
Things you don't want to find yourself doing at 4:00 am...
e.g. Writing your game topics for the next day
There were 95 posts and 1,060 votes
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- No more votes.Holly Z
Sitting in the airport waiting on a flight that was scheduled for 4:00 pm.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaLaura, found a great rendition of it on youtube by the Kinks. wish I knew how to put it here! I am OUM illiterate!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI could do it Peggy, but that would be showing off.
Great post Holly! :)
- No more votes.Jack P
Figuring out just how much sleep before work you'll get if you fall asleep right this second.
- No more votes.Chris W
hiding the body
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Wuzzie F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeYeah it's less noticeable during the day
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkBetter at 4:15 AM
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI love this
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- No more votes.Karen F
Baking cupcakes for your kid's class
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansasbeen there!
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North CarolinaMom... I need 50 cupcakes for the welcome to spring day.....
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New Jerseybtdt
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- No more votes.Carrie K
Standing across the street in your pajamas, watching the firemen try to save your house
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaOuch Holly
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaGosh just awful Holly :(
- No more votes.George H
Standing in line for the newest Apple product
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, NevadaDon't look for me there; never gonna happen!
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Pamela H ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Retired in Houston, TexasMy son does that.
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George H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at First MarbleheadI met my wife standing in line.
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- No more votes.Laurie F
Getting married in Vegas to old what's his name...no really, what's his name?
- No more votes.Alden S
Your ex-wife
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaExcellent
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New JerseyI soooooooo get you.
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseymy first post today was "my husband". Yours is better.
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- No more votes.Julie A
Leaving a voicemail for the person you've had one date with expressing your desire to see them again as soon as possible
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- No more votes.Tony O
cleaning up cat vomit
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseyhahahaha... you know I've been there and done this one!! Especially when you get up in the middle of the night to pee!!
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, Californiaditto
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- No more votes.Julie S
counting sheep
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaOne million and one, one million and two ........
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, Coloradonot baaaad
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- No more votes.Pamela H
On the phone buying a Shake Weight
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Wuzzie F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeI just went to Walgreens for mine and that's where I returned it also lol
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Pamela H ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Retired in Houston, TexasMy son got his wife one for her b-day...I hope she hit him with it!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHahaha
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- No more votes.Brian B
The Hokey Pokey
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Ann I ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Denver, ColoradoWell now I've got THAT stuck in my head!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaOK, that is so funny
- No more votes.Julie S
Exercising
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansasblech!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialol!
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaSo no chance of that......
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- No more votes.John C
Setting the freakin' clock back to 3:00 am because of freakin' Daylight Savings Time! ("Yes, Dear, It's ALL Good Now!")
- No more votes.Kim P
Picking bedbugs off my pillow
- No more votes.Grant S
"Countin' flowers on the wall"
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, Californiathat don't bother me at all! Playing solitare til dawn with a deck of fifty-one....
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribsmokin' cigarettes and watchin' captain kangaroo...
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Carrie K
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Dave M
Dina D
Esther H
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Melissa G
Paul R
Ski Z
Steve J
Tom S
Tony O
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