We enjoy traveling in Europe because...

waiters in Belgium fawn over divorced chicks

walks in Bavarian forests offer dreamlike conditions

Weather is brilliant, food outstanding, diverse cultures.

Wisconsin is boring. France offers decadent chocolate.

Wines in Bordeaux, France, outclass domestic concoctions

women in Barcelona fiercely oppose donning clothes

When in Bavaria, follow old drinking customs!

Walloons in Belgium freely offer delicious cheeses

we imbibe beer from other delightful cultures

we indulge by feeding on diverse cuisine

We inevitably become foodies, often drinking champagne

wine is bountiful fulfilling our Dionysian cravings

Wandering Italy beats farting on da couch

We're into breakfast. French oeufs! Devonshire crumpets!

We irritate bossy French, over Duck Confiet.

we're inspired by finding our dream castle

Wifi is better for online dating chats.

We're international burglars fencing old Dutch canvases

women in Britain fondle our dicks continuously.

when I bed Frenchman, orgasms do commence

Whores in Brussels fornicate outstandingly Dude! Cheers!

We're into boobs, foreigners obey dropping clothing

Women invite breast fondling on Danish carriages

Wallowing in beer, found old Dusseldorf charming

well, I bet Florence offers decent culture

wonderful international beer, filet or dessert competitions!

We invariably buy food of delicious content

women in Birkenstocks frequently offer delicious cuisine

Women In Bars Found Our Dollars Compelling

We investigate by Fodor's our dining choices

Wandered in by foot over different countries

Women's Inhibitions Be Forgotten Overseas. Delve! Crave!

when I become 'fraid over-doting Frenchmen care!

Women in bikinis freely offer donuts, coffee.

women invite buffoons over, despite corniness

Women Inhabiting Beaches Frequently Off Desired Clothing

we ink big faces on Doric columns

When it's below freezing our drivers complimentary.

Western immigrants behave funny often ditching clothing .

Wacky Idealist Backpackers Fry Oyster Dumplings Complaisantly

we'll insult Belgians, French, Ostfrieslanders, Dalmatians, Catalans.

Wild incidents befall feckless observers during carnival

wanted internet bride for over decades cheers....

When I buy Francs, obviously discontinued currency...

Wild intercourse beats fantasizing obsessively during class.

Wilderness is better found outside domestic countries

We're Immigrants Being F'd Over, Duped & Conned!

Well, I'm bringing fun overseas duck capes.

We investigate 'bout fascinating old dutch castles

We investigate before finding out during crises.

witchcraft is basically fine outside damaged churches