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If your refrigerator could talk...
e.g. Hey, I'm not the one who left that open can of tuna in here for 6 months, so quit blaming those smells on me.
- No more votes.Jack P
Stop staring at my rack.
- No more votes.Anne A
Say, remember that time you cleaned me out? Me neither.
- No more votes.Alison M
Ever heard of knocking?
- No more votes.Lynn W
Still nothing. Go shopping.
- No more votes.Angel E
Ever heard of a vegetable?
- No more votes.Jim B
Want to play "hide the salami"?
- No more votes.Jake H
Do the lights turn off out there when you shut the door?
- No more votes.Mick B
Hey the ovens hot as hell, you think she likes me?
- No more votes.JoAnna S
Are you ever going to cook this salmon? I'm starting to smell like an overworked hooker.
- No more votes.John F
This baking soda is killing my sense of smell
- No more votes.Esther H
Oh no, not another jar of mustard, we already have three.
- No more votes.Michael V
Don't lie to me, I saw that appliance dolly go by. How much time do I have left?
- No more votes.Angela S
I'm not exactly comfortable with you seeing what's in my drawers
- No more votes.Carrie K
Don't make me lose my cool!
- No more votes.Peggy M
it's almost february, throw out the thanksgiving turkey already
- No more votes.Blanca W
You may not watch what you eat, but I do. And frankly, it's disgusting.
- No more votes.Brit Y
Stick it in, pull it out, stick it in, pull it out, is that all I'm good for? Why don't we talk? Why don't we ever go out for dinner.
- No more votes.Erin R
How would you like it if I opened you up and stuck my hand inside you at 3 o'clock in the morning!?
- No more votes.Michael B
I have a yucky in my drawers
- No more votes.Tom S
it's not polite to stare..
- No more votes.Brian B
An apple, a stick of butter and a jar of pickles go into a bar...
- No more votes.Linda M
shouldn't you be in bed?
- No more votes.Ajit D
Woah, look at your nipples!
- No more votes.Ed H
I get the whole standing in front of me thing, but do you really have to stand in front of me NAKED?
- No more votes.Ann S
Would you please get that "ART" off my door
- No more votes.Kathy R
Another take out box? I deserve better than this.
- No more votes.Julie S
She'd be a lot better off if I were a mirror instead.
- No more votes.Chris M
you do realize that beer is not one of the food groups, right?
- No more votes.Jeremy H
What do you think your wife would say if she knew you visited me every night?
- No more votes.Christine H
Yeah, my contents didn't change in the last three minutes, but good try, Houdini.
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
Do I feel warm to you ?
- No more votes.Pamela H
Do I look like a science project to you?
- No more votes.Kimberly R
You need to break the ice
- No more votes.Vincent M
Do you spoil your kids like you spoil your milk?
- No more votes.Anne M
At least I light up when I see YOU.
- No more votes.Natasha O
Is it blowing your mind right now that your frickin' refrigerator is talking? I mean, I'm a refrigerator!
- No more votes.Greg O
These eggs aren't going to stay good forever!!
- No more votes.Charlene A
I told you you should have gotten the warranty.
- No more votes.Janine F
This white trash box o' wine is taking up some prime real estate
- No more votes.Brad R
Oh my goodness, you're going to put all that inside me? How's it going to fit? Be gentle.
- No more votes.Caroline F
Hey go to the store I feel empty inside
- No more votes.Christopher L
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
- No more votes.Maxine R
Please leave the light on. I'm terribly afraid of the dark
- No more votes.Michael S
Get out! And stay out!
- No more votes.Katie P
"Look, I grew my own penicillin"
- No more votes.Debra Y
You could make a fortune selling penicillin if you emptied the cheese bin.
- No more votes.Sharon F
Oink, oink, oink, oink
- No more votes.Steve J
I'm a lot cooler than you'll ever be
- No more votes.Chris W
I heard you talking about replacing me with a newer model! Don't think I will settle for being the spare in the garage. I will quit. I mean it.
- No more votes.Joe C
Who moved my cheese?
- No more votes.Joel M
- No more votes.Jeff J
I love it when you pack me full of meat, too bad your wife doesn't!
- No more votes.Bang B
Can we take the summer camp drawings down now? All the kids are in college.
- No more votes.Shane K
hey kid, shut the door, I'm not an air conditioner you know!
- No more votes.Nina C
I peed on the floor again!
- No more votes.Anne L
What are you looking at?
- No more votes.Cyn S
Oh it's you! What a surprise, it had been 15 a loooooong minutes since you were last peeking in.
- No more votes.Donna G
"is it cool in here, or is it just me?"
- No more votes.Jack S
- No more votes.Bonnie S
Can I stop running? I'm tired already.
- No more votes.George H
Get these magnets off my forehead.
- No more votes.Christopher H
If you ask me, your wife needs cooking lessons!
- No more votes.Hilary G
Why don't you just save yourself the trouble and stick it on your thighs?
- No more votes.Jill T
I thought you gave up ice cream?
- No more votes.Julie A
Tell little Timmy that I've got everything he needs for his science project right here.
- No more votes.Crysti D
Where's the beef?
- No more votes.Carol F
"Just a word of advice if you think you've lost something...look under me...the cats have been playing lots of cat hockey lately."
- No more votes.Jim W
close the door and turn out the lights
- No more votes.Vickie R
I have frostbite
- No more votes.Alan F
Close the door, my ice is melting
- No more votes.Jamie B
I'm not getting smaller, you're just getting bigger.
- No more votes.P.F. B
You know the chow mein you put in me last year? It's now a civilization, and you're its god. Mazel tov.
- No more votes.Juli D
If you are going to keep the magnetic alphabet on my door, at the very least turn them upright and let them spell nice words.
- No more votes.Kevin R
Change that insipid poem, you're embarrassing yourself.
- No more votes.Deb K
Could you turn the heat down out there? I'm tired of working so hard.
- No more votes.Brian P
You look so beautiful standing there with that bit of grease on your chin. Is that leftover fried chicken for me my little turtledove?
- No more votes.Dave M
I'm the only one who understands you and your 'big bones'.
- No more votes.Steven D
THE LIGHT STAYS ON!! STOP! IT'S A SCAM CREATED BY THE POWER COMPANIES TO SQUEEZE MORE MONEY OUT OF YOU! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- No more votes.Neal G
You can't find a better place for these body parts?
- No more votes.Marillyn H
"Don't call me a baby magnet, I'm a babe magnet."
- No more votes.Sean C
I want you to know everything between us is cool. But if you can open up to me, maybe I can help shed some light on your alcohol problem.
- No more votes.Alden S
Don't mind me, I'm just chilling here for a while
- No more votes.Jeffrey F
"Will you PLEASE stop fingering my perishables?"
- No more votes.Meredith P
My shelves are spill-proof; you obviously aren't.
- No more votes.Shirley M
If you don't take the body out soon, you'll never get the smell out
- No more votes.Carl N
O Lord, please don't send me to a house full of teenagers; I want to live longer than a year and a half!
- No more votes.Carolyn S
I need to feel a cheesecake inside me
- No more votes.Julie S
if you want to lose weight quit taking my stuff
- No more votes.Joseph H
Your kid is a shitty tattoo artist. Quit putting crap on my face.
- No more votes.Martha M
You really need to shut the damn ice maker off at night. None of us down here can sleep.
- No more votes.Jessica S
No! You can't throw away that old cabbage- CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE IN LOVE?
- No more votes.Shannon J
my afternoon is wide open
- No more votes.Chris H
- No more votes.Daniel K
"Don't worry about me, I'm pretty chill."
- No more votes.Chris M
I will always open up to you
- No more votes.Amy A
I'm so empty I could just smother you to death
- No more votes.Brent S
Bring me the dog. He's pissed on me for the last time!
- No more votes.Susan H
things are more interesting in here when you're PMSing.
- No more votes.Terri C
you take that little "mini bitch" everywhere...
- No more votes.David D
Hear me purring when you're close?
- No more votes.Linda S
If you leave that kimchi in here again, I'm going to vomit.
- No more votes.Karl H
"I hate it when you put ice in my drawers."
- No more votes.John C
Ever since you lost all that weight, you hardly spend any time hanging out the door with me...
- No more votes.Conor D
Stop looking into me and not taking something out. That's very annoying!
- No more votes.Victor R
I'm cold, you asshole.
- No more votes.Laurie B
Ok then, your jello dessert is ready to eat
- No more votes.Lynn E
Stop making biology experiments in me!
- No more votes.Tony O
The mini-fridge is moving in on my territory. I'm not happy about this. 86 it!
- No more votes.Graham N
He baby, you're hot!
- No more votes.Janiece U
I think I've got a chill . . .could you check my temp?
- No more votes.Nanci T
WTF You just ate dinner a little while ago. You can't possibly be hungry. Please shut the door your letting the cold air out good-bye. Thank-you
- No more votes.Lisa L
Uh Uh Uhhhhh......
- No more votes.Wuzzie F
I would have to kill it
- No more votes.Zoltán K
I've seen cold beer, coke, milk, all kinds of foodstuff, magnets from all over the world and yesterday your chick screwed against me by your friend.
- No more votes.Fabrizio V
haha i will not have your ice in time just to piss you off!
- No more votes.Melinda S
Really? Could ya put some pants on? Looks last last week's tuna taco out there when you opened my door!
- No more votes.Steve K
It would take over the Tuesday spot on WOUM.
- No more votes.Gp L
You're wearing that dress with that fat?
- No more votes.Ski Z
Hahaha! Your tickling me with that cold glass up against my door pushing the valve getting water
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
With all your staring you still can't realize I'm not that deep.
- No more votes.Melissa G
If you didn't put me in me, I'm not giving it to you
- No more votes.Donna F
More people would probably stick to their new years resolution,
- No more votes.Chris L
So I see that all of the cottage cheese that was in here has gone to your hips.
- No more votes.Michelle A
"C'mon, I kept your milk lasting longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage give me some credit!"
- No more votes.Zach U
who sang that refrigerator raider song? I can't get it out of my head.
- No more votes.Benjamin S
Isn't it bad to have your head so close to a microwave?
- No more votes.Elizabeth W
Shut the door! It's cold in here!
- No more votes.Sara C
I am what I am regardless of how many times you open the door, Dude!!!
- No more votes.Adam C
Bac'in bac'in bac'in SODA
- No more votes.Michael M
I am older than I look
- No more votes.Izzy B
My stomach feels funny. I think I have the worms
- No more votes.Bharadan S
Quit checking me out every 10 minutes you hungry pig! I ran out months ago!
- No more votes.Joseph D
CLOSE THE GODDAMM DOOR, WILL YA? YOU ARE LETTING OUT THE COLD AIR!!!
- No more votes.Wayne T
Hi... Uh.. A.. Ooo.. Giggle.. Bye... ;)
- No more votes.Ronan D
I don't have to take this crap from you....the toilet is over there!