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Jan30
Items you'd be surprised to find while combing the beach...
e.g. All of your missing socks
There were 134 posts and 890 votes
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- No more votes.Jack P
library cards belonging to the Jersey Shore cast
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHA!
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkThe first time I looked at this one, I thought it was just a random thing that's funny (haha! because they don't read!). Then I remembered that that show involves a beach. That's what happens when you only know of reality TV from people's impersonations of the characters.
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- No more votes.Michael V
a perfectly good head of cauliflower.
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonThe ones I find are never perfectly good.
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Michael V ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in San Diego, CaliforniaYet still, we search.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasI would be soooo surprised, but only if it were perfect!
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The Holy Grail
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Jack S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Self employed from Rowayton, ConnecticutNice Chris!
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New JerseyI can't avoid you today if I tried. Not that I would every try. Cause... I like you!!!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasI'm glad to hear it because I love you, JoAnna!
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- No more votes.Wuzzie F
a man that actually looked good in a thong
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, Coloradoouch! havent seen one yet.
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Wuzzie F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennesseenah men and thongs just will never work
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The blue diamond that the old lady dropped off the boat at the end of Titanic.
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Mittens
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiagood one!! A Great Lakes beach I'm thinking....
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, CaliforniaOh yeah, I didn't think of that...
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasFTW!
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BP executives making things right after the cameras have left.
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, Zimbabwehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
BP Spills Coffee - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClMThis is what happens when BP spills coffee. More comedy videos: http://www.UCBComedy.com Like UCB: http://www.facebook.com/pages/UCBcomedycom/10522597325?ref...
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The charred remains of the Statue of Liberty
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Brad M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Support Engineer at HubSpot in Somerville, MassachusettsYou maniacs! You blew it up!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI'd go ape, man!
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseythose damn dirty apes
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A crate of Three Dog Night 8-tracks
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New Yorkthat's a generator-party waiting to get started
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an original Teddy Ruxpin, new in box
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Janine F ·
Top 100 Player · Hazard Communications Coordinator at W.F. Biggins Associates, Inc. - Environmental, Health, & Safety Specialists in East Longmeadow, MassachusettsTeddy Ruxpin is my friend...
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkNew in box......hahaha
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasThis made me chuckle.
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- No more votes.Laurie B
A corn cob pipe
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood Laurie
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasCute!
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Jesse Eisenberg playing OUM.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkI mainly voted for this because I'm pretty sure that if Jesse Eisenberg knows how to use any sort of mobile device (which I doubt he does), he'd be too nervous to take it to the beach.
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The expensive sunglasses I lost and replaced with cheapies that I can't seem to get rid of!
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A Chicago Cubs' 2012 World Series ticket
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinYeah!
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Heidy S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Apr 24, 2011awww
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsini'd be happy for dale svuem, we loved him in milwaukee-good luck, martha
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A complete set of bone china with service for four
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, ZimbabweOMG I think that washed up from the Titanic.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaMinton I hope:-)
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, Arkansashaha
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A detached arm wearing a diamond studded watch
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, IllinoisThat would be a one happy surprise for you and an unhappy surprise for the person who can't find their arm!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaOMG, let me know when this happens
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Nanci T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Jewelry Designer at self employed in Chino, CaliforniaIs it the right hand or left hand
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A brick of cocaine
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, ColoradoAlmost did the same one .Good one Brent
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, Tennesseebe glad you refrained
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A sand machine operated by Bert Lahr.
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Janine F ·
Top 100 Player · Hazard Communications Coordinator at W.F. Biggins Associates, Inc. - Environmental, Health, & Safety Specialists in East Longmeadow, MassachusettsYou're in the challenge and in your 30's, right?
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Anne A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Gallerina at Good Girl Art Gallery in Springfield, MissouriOui.
- No more votes.Amy A
A body part
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Joel M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From El Paso, TexasAmy, following the discussion about this in the forum, I felt the need to scope it out. It is indeed something you would be surprised to find while combing the beach. I think there were other posts in the same vein, and when I find a series of posts that are similar I try to avoid voting for any to avoid time zone preferences.
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Amy A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist, Doctor of Clinical Psychology at Self employed, sole and independent clinician, Deep Canyon Counseling in Rancho Mirage, CaliforniaAh, I didn't know Joel that there were other posts like mine. Since I was most likely the first or one of the first to post something like this, wouldn't I get the vote and the others who were more similar not get a vote? Just curious since you mentioned time zone issues.
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Amy A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist, Doctor of Clinical Psychology at Self employed, sole and independent clinician, Deep Canyon Counseling in Rancho Mirage, CaliforniaAlso, what do you mean "to avoid time zone preferences?"
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Lord Helmet's troopers with a giant afro pick
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaWe ain't found shit!
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Brad M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Support Engineer at HubSpot in Somerville, MassachusettsI've been waiting all day to hear someone tell me that.
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, Pennsylvania:o)
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A life-size sand sculpture of yourself sunbathing nude
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinI wonder if sand boobs are perky.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkAh man, I missed this one!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAnd so you did, Benjamin!
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, Nevada
Pair that with Michael's and you're good to go
15 months ago · 3 peopleCharlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jersey
OMG, funny win!
15 months ago · 1 person