Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
e.g. A family's heartbreaking decision between beige and tan
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Live and Let Dry
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Prepare for a brush with destiny!
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Stripping was only the beginning
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Some stains can never be covered
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We're gonna need a bigger brush!
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Whose siding is he really on?
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It was a big cover-up
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A made for HGTV movie
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Once they break out the latex it gets crazy
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She hired him to paint the house, but it was her life that got the makeover
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The story of one color-blind family and the neighbors who shunned them
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Finally a movie more exciting than watching grass grow
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It's time to show your true colors
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He rolls the dyes and lets the chips fall where they may
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A dark tale of a graffiti artist trying to cover his past
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This summer every MILF will get what she needs and her house painted too
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So terrifying you'll want to put a tarp down before you see it
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Nothing flat about it! You'll need a primer to handle all of this high gloss!
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If these walls could talk . . . you would scream
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Periwinkle Brown sees Red after being Burnt by Sienna
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So funny, Van Gogh would offer up his other ear for more
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Home Depot didn't get the color right! Hijinks ensue
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When multiple murders leave the Jones's walls splattered in blood, can they really get away with calling it modern art?
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The horrific tale of why it's called "baby turtle" green
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Watch it dry, then watch its residents DIE
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it'll make you turn a whiter shade of 'pail'
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"A bucketful of brightness but rated PG for being a bit off-color."
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Critics say this movie is just like watching paint dry, that's becasue it is
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These four walls are hiding a nasty secret
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When he walked in on that fateful day, she had no idea he was about to color her world...one gallon at a time
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A group of friends gets fooled into going to a "painting party." Can beer and pizza make up for it? Starring James Franco and Jennifer Aniston
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Sherwin-Williams, the untold story
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A look inside the art of body painting while you're clubbing
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Find out what brown can do to you
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The most boring movie of the year
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Medea Goes To Home Depot
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The story of a painter who had a brush with death, but now the world is his canvas. He's ready to paint the town red...literally.
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You'll crack-up watching this dry, colorful, broad brush tale of trying to find the perfect match
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A movie for families with a dry sense of humor!
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Pink looks hot after she is stirred up, rolled flat, and up against the wall
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"Welcome to wonderful world of Pantone where everyone is a number!" Not if Glidden and his partner "Dutch Boy" have anything to do with it
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Painting is a bitch.
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This group of expressive hipsters will make you see red. Literally
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One mans story of getting the lead out
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What was supposed to be an inside job takes a tragic turn
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suddenly he kicked the bucket and it was all over
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gripping drama of a wife who picks out the color and the husband who paints the entire place by himself
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The cast of Full House gets an extreme make over
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You loved Car Wax & Grass Seed, now check out the final installment in this Do-It-Yourself trilogy
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A comedy that gets dryer as it goes!
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It's never just black and white...this bromance is completely off-colour
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The Smurfs decide to tone it down a bit
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You will be brushed away!!
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Buying the house isn' t the only challenge for this color-blind family
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Some memories just can't be peeled away
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The Bucket List II: You only live once, so why not die with style...and color?
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a group of teachers come together over the summer to earn extra cash at their summer job
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Can you really see paint dry? Follow one family on their incredible journey
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The painters have her split between two colors: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
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The cold truth about going blue, it's chilling, one coat won't be enough
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I canned this. A brush with slap-stick despite it's stirring plot
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He claims that his part in the cover-up started right after he flipped his lid. He was all mixed-up.
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Sometimes, even if you use tinted primer, the truth bleeds through
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House Party 4, House Paint......Kid and Play buy a fixer-upper to flip
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A documentary about the exciting week and half when body paint made its way into the house music scene
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This family unit is about to get a whole lot brighter
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Fox's new reality series: Dr. House discovers happy little trees
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"You like to watch, don't you?"
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a glossy biography of Ben Moore
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The slimy results when high rollers hit their ceiling
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The walls at 105 Mullberry St have started to talk and Richard needs to shut them up
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Hugh Laurie plays an interior designer with hilarious consequences.
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The theatrical adaptation of Hugh Laurie's surprise hit new arts and crafts show.
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the devastatingly dull events that occur in the time that a family must vacate their home to let the paint dry. It's like.. well... watching paint dry
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One family's passionate fight against the homeowners association all in the name of the color, Blue
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What one homeowner resorts to when the painters refuse to leave...
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Hugh Laurie takes up watercolos in an effort to conquer his inner demons
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The fall of the wallpaper industry
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Finger painting with Fry and Laurie
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It's the LA-TEXAS Chainsaw Massacre
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Mr and Mrs Smith are down and out in beverly hills. Its war of the roses all over again as paint goes every which way but loose
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Just when you thought it was safe to go home again
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A family painting business turns upside down when the new guy falls for the owner’s daughter AND son.
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Kid and his friend Play have been invited to a paintball party at Dirty Harry’s house. Go ahead, paint his wagon!
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Watch it dry! Hear Nothing! It's non-stop mesmorizing!
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The most exciting dry watching you'll experience
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the new wall covering from congress! it doesn't coordinate with anything
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When the Bordello boys opened a new business, not everone was ecstatic. Louie's wallpaper gang weren't going away quietly
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She's an artist, he's an industrial painter. They meet at a food court, fall in love, and buy a beautiful house in which they paint. on Lifetime
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The family's arts and crafts supply goes missing. Whodunit?
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The sequel to 1987's Tin Men - DeVito and Dreyfuss get a new lease on life
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Your home is the scene of the crime against good taste and neutral colors.
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It's not your father's Behr anymore
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what really happens if you ate paint chips as a kid
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Crackheads in Saginaw Michigan turn to smoking lead paint when they run out of drug money
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Family remodeling a house exposed some dysfunction they couldn't cover with paint
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An off-the-wall comedy about two contractors who change the face of their boring neighborhood
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Dr. House realizes that paint-sniffing is much cheaper than Vicodin, starting a new addiction
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It's easier to use than cave paint
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Veteran NBA player Eddie House was on a mission to score a layup for every team in the league. Whose home court will next be dubbed "House's Paint?"
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Who's really listening?
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The discovery of lead paint in a children's hospital leads to the downfall of a small, yet essential iron-mining town
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A celebrity doctor gets highlights
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Because the house always wins. Paint long enough, you never change the tint, the house takes you. Unless, that perfect eggshell white comes along
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See House get high on other things than Vicodin
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Solving, shade by shade, the long-asked question of what makes a house a home.
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Art from the most unlikely source. Another in the "Have you seen a" series, following "Barn Dance" and "Skid Row"
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Television Doctor Quits Medicine To Become Interior Decorator
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This summer comedy turns dark, when National Lampoon’s parody of Barack Obama‘s order to paint the White House black, is taken literally!
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The prank call business that made them millionaires
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A terrifying thriller... a mysterious killer is getting his victims with an unsuspecting method...lead based paint
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They all kicked the bucket!
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Another House possessed by Evil? Nah. This house just wants to make it big on Broadway
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the family's struggle with the color wheel and their abode
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Nate Berkus and Martha Stewart - The Designer Showdown
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Wallpaper inspires repressed memories. To save themselves, family covers them up again
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The walls have ears
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So many rooms, so little time, and a family of 12 adoptees, watch the paint fly
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The not-so-moving Kid 'N Play sequel
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Neutral on Unextreme Makeover, needs fleshing out
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The bristling sequel to Mask. Adapted from Stephen King's Thinner
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As George and Bob ponder the difference between eggshell and offwhite, Lori walks in with paint samples taped to her bare mid-drift
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What exactly is old man Withers hiding behind all that paint
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Would YOU name your daughter "House Paint"????
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The heartwarming story of what happened after he finished stripping and priming
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Exposed: the truth about dangerous volatile organic compounds in and around your home!
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A victorians dream to be original
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When eyes meet, Sherwin Williams' baby blues clash with Behr's dark olives
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A heartwrenching look at vandalism in the face of today's flood of foreclosures
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A lead based paint home on the other side of the tracks
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A series of mysterious deaths have occurred and no-one is safe. One question on everybody's lips: will Hugh Laurie ever get the decorating done?
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They looked to Jackson Pollock's works for inspiration, but it was too abstract. As a last resort, they switched to aluminum siding cheap resale value
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Dr. House is finally fired from his job and takes up landscape art
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Little Joey, hard of hearing, mistakenly paints spots on the family's prize winning thoroughbred.
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After seeing The Wicker Man, an independent film-maker decides he can make a more interesting movie. Watch the paint dry. For 2 hours straight
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The mixing, blending, shaking, and curing of the hardware store's wine coloured decorator line.
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Charles Ingalls has a psychotic break and becomes Salvador Dali for a day: that "Little House on the Prairie" will never be the same
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covers all a sundry of evil
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Robbie the Robot gets a new job in the neighborhood
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THE MOST BORING MOVIE TO WATCH EVER!
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A remake of one of the first technacolor movie, this time in black and white to emphasize the dullness of the family.
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documentary of loved one who wants to die at home in her own bedroom
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hard hitting expose on Sherwin Williams attempt to cause sandstorms
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will they ever be able to use the water closet again?
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Two married neighbors re-coating trim on some summer Saturday discover a life and a love that could never be while waiting for the paint to dry
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The mystery of Tarzan's dying words: did he want it or want it done?
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Discover the true meaning within the Mafia
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As exciting as watching paint dry