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A mime walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what do you want mother I am working? The mime walks closer to the bartender and mouths...
- No more votes.Rob L
"You watch your mouth young man!" *opens invisible window* "Get your father another imaginary cocktail."
- No more votes.Haley W
You? Working? YOU? Mind your manners, or I will get you fired - and I can!
- No more votes.Nichole D
You watch your mouth young man! Or I will get your father! Am I clear?
- No more votes.Kevin O
you want your mother yelling mad obscenities? I want gin, you fart, and ice cubes
- No more votes.Joseph H
Young Willie, you mind yo' mama or I will get yo' fresh ass in check!
- No more votes.Alexandra L
Yeah, whatever. You mind your manners, or I will get your father and impersonate Cher.
- No more votes.Dino F
You worry your mother. Yes, my occupation is weird. Get your friggen applications in check
- No more votes.Christine H
You watch your mouth, young man. Otherwise I will gouge your face. And I can!
- No more votes.Gregory S
You wasted your mother's yen mouthing off in Washington. Get your fickle ass in college!
- No more votes.Nathan S
"Young woman, you made your mother offer indecent work! Get your forebear an iced cognac!"
- No more votes.Andrea F
Yeah, whatever. You're mean... yeah MEAN! Oh I won't glorify your filthy attitude, I'm closing.
- No more votes.Jenn V
You want your magnificent young mother's order? Irish whiskey! Gadzooks you forgetful ape! Inconsiderate clown!
- No more votes.Rachel R
Youngster, why're you maddening your mum? Oh, I will gesture your face around in circles!
- No more votes.Sean C
You watch your manners! Your mother's ovulating. I wanna gyrate your father and initiate conception!
- No more votes.Adam M
Yosef, why'd you mock your mother's obviously inexplicable waving gestures? You finally acting in character?
- No more votes.Meg P
You're wearing your mother's yellow miniskirt! Ooh, I will get you for invading closet!
- No more votes.Pamela H
Yippy! Would you make your mom one? I want gin, youngster. Fast. Add ice. Cheers!
- No more votes.Stacy C
Young wench, your mom yacks! Meh... Once, I was glib. You feel an idiom coming?
- No more votes.Michael V
Yelling while you mime? Your martini's olive is wicked good, yet faking art is condemnable
- No more votes.Josie B
You watch your mother yodel miming or I will get your father and I'll cry
- No more votes.Melissa T
Yogurt. Want yogurt. Maybe you might offer it while greeting your family. Always Inconsiderate!!! Children...
- No more votes.Jack P
Yikes! Words, young Marcel (yes, Marceau!)???? Only I would get your French ass in coitus!
- No more votes.Melly J
You win. Yesterday, my yelps manifested outwardly. I wept, guy. Yes. Failure am I, completely
- No more votes.Kelly E
You want yams? My younger mime Oliver is warming grills. You fetch albino iron chefs!
- No more votes.Susan S
You want your mother yelling more offensive insults well get your fat ass in check!
- No more votes.Robert H
Wha whaa wha whaa wahah wha wha wha WHHA wha
- No more votes.Whitney B
You want your mother? Young man, only if we'd gotten you far away into Canada
- No more votes.Philip B
You! Why'd you make your mother owe Igor's wife giant yak feet? Am I crazy?
- No more votes.Joshua S
You wanted your mother, Yung. My office is, with great yonder facilitating, an interesting cave
- No more votes.Chris L
You're working your mouth! You maniacally offer imbibing waifs glasses you feel are indefinitely contaminated!
- No more votes.Brad R
You want your mother? Your mother obiviously isn't well. Get your father and instruct commitment.
- No more votes.Jeremy H
You wiseass your mommy? YOUR MOMMY?! Old, invalid woman? Get your fat ass in check.
- No more votes.Becky P
"You wanna yell 'messy young mothers only irritate'? Well go yodel falsehoods abroad, it's cruel."
- No more votes.Rick F
Yell, woman! Yell, mother! Yell, mime! Oh, I WILL get you from acting in charactor!
- No more votes.Jordan S
You would! You're my... you're my only ignorant woman-guy YOU... Fine, Amanda, I concede