A mime walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what do you want mother I am working? The mime walks closer to the bartender and mouths...

"You watch your mouth young man!" *opens invisible window* "Get your father another imaginary cocktail."

You? Working? YOU? Mind your manners, or I will get you fired - and I can!

You watch your mouth young man! Or I will get your father! Am I clear?

you want your mother yelling mad obscenities? I want gin, you fart, and ice cubes

Young Willie, you mind yo' mama or I will get yo' fresh ass in check!

Yeah, whatever. You mind your manners, or I will get your father and impersonate Cher.

You worry your mother. Yes, my occupation is weird. Get your friggen applications in check

You watch your mouth, young man. Otherwise I will gouge your face. And I can!

You wasted your mother's yen mouthing off in Washington. Get your fickle ass in college!

"Young woman, you made your mother offer indecent work! Get your forebear an iced cognac!"

Yeah, whatever. You're mean... yeah MEAN! Oh I won't glorify your filthy attitude, I'm closing.

You want your magnificent young mother's order? Irish whiskey! Gadzooks you forgetful ape! Inconsiderate clown!

Youngster, why're you maddening your mum? Oh, I will gesture your face around in circles!

You watch your manners! Your mother's ovulating. I wanna gyrate your father and initiate conception!

Yosef, why'd you mock your mother's obviously inexplicable waving gestures? You finally acting in character?

You're wearing your mother's yellow miniskirt! Ooh, I will get you for invading closet!

Yippy! Would you make your mom one? I want gin, youngster. Fast. Add ice. Cheers!

Young wench, your mom yacks! Meh... Once, I was glib. You feel an idiom coming?

Yelling while you mime? Your martini's olive is wicked good, yet faking art is condemnable

You watch your mother yodel miming or I will get your father and I'll cry

Yogurt. Want yogurt. Maybe you might offer it while greeting your family. Always Inconsiderate!!! Children...

Yikes! Words, young Marcel (yes, Marceau!)???? Only I would get your French ass in coitus!

You win. Yesterday, my yelps manifested outwardly. I wept, guy. Yes. Failure am I, completely

You want yams? My younger mime Oliver is warming grills. You fetch albino iron chefs!

You want your mother yelling more offensive insults well get your fat ass in check!

Wha whaa wha whaa wahah wha wha wha WHHA wha

You want your mother? Young man, only if we'd gotten you far away into Canada

You! Why'd you make your mother owe Igor's wife giant yak feet? Am I crazy?

You wanted your mother, Yung. My office is, with great yonder facilitating, an interesting cave

You're working your mouth! You maniacally offer imbibing waifs glasses you feel are indefinitely contaminated!

You want your mother? Your mother obiviously isn't well. Get your father and instruct commitment.

You wiseass your mommy? YOUR MOMMY?! Old, invalid woman? Get your fat ass in check.

"You wanna yell 'messy young mothers only irritate'? Well go yodel falsehoods abroad, it's cruel."

Yell, woman! Yell, mother! Yell, mime! Oh, I WILL get you from acting in charactor!

You would! You're my... you're my only ignorant woman-guy YOU... Fine, Amanda, I concede