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Mar30
He's like a paparazzi...
e.g. snapped at people without warning
There were 164 posts and 2,001 votes
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- No more votes.Daniel O
he loves shooting stars
Alan F and 60 peopleAngel E
Beth A
Bill R
Blanca W
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Carl N
Carol F
Caroline F
Carrie K
Channez R
Chris M
Chris M
Claire N
Cyn S
Deb K
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Faye E
Fern B
Jake H
Jeff J
John C
John F
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kevin R
Kim P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Maxine R
Michael M
Neal G
Nina C
Patricia R
Paul R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rae L
Rob H
Rob P
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Ski Z
Susan C
Tina T
Tony O
Vickie R
Vikki P
William H like this - No more votes.Vincent M
Has a negative image of me.
Angel E and 50 peopleArzu U
Beth A
Brent S
Brian B
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Claire N
Daniel O
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Esther H
Faye E
Greg O
Izzy B
Jack S
Jake H
John C
John F
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kimberly R
Kunal B
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Marillyn H
Mary W
Maxine R
Michael G
Neal G
Patricia R
Paul R
Peggy H
Rae L
Rob P
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Vickie R
Vikki P
Whitney B
William H like this - No more votes.Karen F
He aimed for the stars
Angel E and 49 peopleBrent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Christopher H
Cyn S
Daniel O
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Jack S
Jake H
JoAnna S
John C
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Kevin R
Laurie F
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mary W
Maxine R
Michael G
Mike K
Moisés E
Nanci T
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rae L
Robin A
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J
Thomas A
Thomas M
Tony O
Vickie R
William H like this - No more votes.Patricia R
I wish he'd focus on someone else
Angel E and 43 peopleBeth A
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Brent S
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Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Daniel O
David D
Dina D
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Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Faye E
Greg O
Jeff J
John C
Julia M
June K
Karl H
Kevin R
Kunal B
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
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Peggy H
Rae L
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Steve J
Susan C
Thomas M
Tony O
Whitney B
William H like this - No more votes.Liz B
I was completely candid with him
Angel E and 40 peopleBeth A
Brian B
Brian P
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Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Esther H
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
John C
John F
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Katie P
Kevin R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda S
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Paul R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rae L
Rob P
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Ski Z
Susan C
Thomas A
Vickie R like this - No more votes.Mike K
involved in a drive-by shooting
Brent S and 40 peopleBrian B
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Carrie K
Dina D
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Elena N
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jeff J
JoAnna S
John C
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Julie S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kevin R
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda S
Liz B
Neal G
Patricia R
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Peter U
Rae L
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Thomas A
Tony O
Vicki M
Vickie R
William H like this - No more votes.Fern B
He went on a shooting spree
Angel E and 39 peopleAnne L
Brent S
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Daniel O
Deb K
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Jack S
John C
John F
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kevin R
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Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Mel K
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Neal G
Nina C
Patricia R
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Robin A
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Tony O
Vickie R
William H like this - No more votes.Paul R
He really lit up the red carpet
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkGREAT
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHe is so blinding with the flashes. :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat job Paul!!
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went out on a limb for work
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasHahaha...people hiding in trees!
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Daniel K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Director of Acquisition Marketing at Save the Children in Stamford, Connecticuthahah. I know, right?
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gives me hot flashes
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Has great focus
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkNICE! (Love the new picture!)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinis that your Easter bonnet? cute, laird ;-)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Laird, great new pic too!!
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- No more votes.Maxine R
He blew me up after he shot me
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaTalk about destroying the evidence, or at least spreading it out over a wide area!! Haha, good one Maxine!!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaShane, what he really wanted was a life-size poster:)
- No more votes.Glen M
Hes always trying to frame me
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHey Glen. I wanted to let you know that somebody already posted this 9 hours ago. You have time to repost and still do well. Good Luck!
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Glen M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 22, 2011oops thanks Chris! I do this in 5 min. before I go to work and I scan the posts. When I posted this, the OUM didnt give me the usual "hey dude this is just like another one here." I think OUM must have been overwhelmed by all the 'flash' posts. Honest I didn't copy. But hey I got 12 likes...yippie.....See more
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Was seen flashing in public.
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkGREAT
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI bet it was Vincent ;)
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Joe L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · PI Analyst at NYU Langone Medical Center in Jersey City, New JerseyOhhhh! I could tell you stories!
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- No more votes.Chris W
gets paid to shoot beavers
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseybeavers? weinies? I hope you're going to bring all that tension to theme night tonight!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansashhhhhh..you know it, sister!
- No more votes.Julie S
He fell hard for that starlet
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOUCH!! :)
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New Jerseyhey Julie
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New JerseyHope it was breaking news
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- No more votes.Jake H
he caught me leaving a bar with my new boyfriend
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkBoyfriend?
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseythat probably pissed off your wife! well, look on the bright side, maybe you can come to NYC tomorrow!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaI guess that is news Jake!! Good one!
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he's not happy until I'm not happy.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThere's a sicko for ya. Him, not you, my dear! :)
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John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New YorkPerfect!
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseyyou're not a happy Poppy?
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- No more votes.Linda S
when I slapped him, it made front page news
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkI hope it felt good.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThat will teach him a thing or two:)
- No more votes.Peggy H
he plays a mean game of "I spy"
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGreat Peggy
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice one Peggy!
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
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- No more votes.Avrom G
Photographs new Tron stars and famous white dwarfs
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works the chain gang
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaLike grocery stores??
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, ArizonaChains keep them away on the red carpet
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaOh, sorry, I thought because The Enquirer and such are sold in grocery store chains.
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- No more votes.Nanci T
A camera sniper
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Bob S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Secane, PennsylvaniaNice!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaNanci, hope he misses!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! That fits the bill for this type of person :)
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- No more votes.Julia M
He finally stopped flashing: a dark time for us.
- No more votes.Dina D
J Lo swam naked last night & he came in a flash
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThere you are, Dina!! :) Nice going!!!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaFunny lady:)
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- No more votes.Danielle L
He's all over my ass
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHummm and your complaining Danielle?
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Danielle L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Casa Grande, Arizonanever!
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Fern B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in London, United Kingdom
Great win, Congrats!
13 months ago · 1 personDaniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Ireland
Thanks for the votes!!
13 months ago