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Mar27
She's like a travel agent...
e.g. you had to pay her to go anywhere
There were 169 posts and 1,865 votes
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- No more votes.Marc K
People pay her to go away
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Chris W
booked a trip with her, now I have reservations
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Alan F
she told me where to go
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Elena N
sent me packing
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T W Scott M like this - No more votes.Chris M
I'm going places because of her
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Hilary G
has an agenda
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisAnd you don't?
- No more votes.Patricia R
I fared well with her
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyWell done pat
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
punny
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
she promised me paradise
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHi Nikolina, great post! I want to be there too!!!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaI'll bet! Nice to see you, Nikolina.
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Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentGo Nikolina!
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- No more votes.Alex Y
we had a long distance relationship
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I asked her to give me a break
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New Yorknice
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
ditto :-D
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I'd be lost without her
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Esther H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Virtual Reality & Literal Fantasy in Merritt Island, FloridaExcellent
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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She likes telling me where to go.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaI imagine she does.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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when I made my move, she wasn't on board
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
clever Dobs!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinso good, dobie ;-)
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sends me a broad when I need to escape
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
travel agent or pimp? :-D
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, nice one Anne!!
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Told me to take all my baggage and hit the road
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
nice!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaFunny!
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she sent me on a bad trip, Dude
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonalike totally!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
- No more votes.Angela S
Said I should pack my bag and leave
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinjust like that?
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioYup, just like that. Thanks you all for these funny comments and all of the votes. For me it's the perfect dozen :-)
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Sent me to paradise!
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Mary W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Mar 26, 2011You beat me to this post. Good luck!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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- No more votes.JoAnna S
She put me up in New York City
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New Yorknice
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI hope the accommodations were decent:)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSweet, hopefully during Alden's stay!!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
she pointed me in the right direction
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridagood job
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasYaaaaa Ski. Go girl!
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- No more votes.Linda R
She was behind schedule most of the time
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianice one Linda
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaVery clever! Love it!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
great!
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made me an offer I couldn't refuse
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasThis is great, Peggy!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaWonderful
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Helped me join the Mile High Club
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaSo, like no details Debra?
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when I see her I have this erge to getaway
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Adam C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Self Employed and Loving It! in Ogallala, NebraskaAwesome!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaRobin, is that like an URGE??
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Robin K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Massage and Bodywork Therapist at Trinity Salon & Spa in Marcellus, New YorkThanks Peggy! Ive been sick this morning and my spelling really us lacking :-(
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spends a lot of time at the computer
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI can relate
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- No more votes.Dina D
She covered for me and I got away scot-free
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaGreat Dina! Loved seeing all your votes and comments this morning :-)
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- No more votes.Nanang H
hufff pengen update statuzzz tapi apa ea ....
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Linda B ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Wellington, New ZealandHi there - I see you're new to the site. Check out how to play the game by clicking on the "How To Play Analogies" at the top right hand side of this page. Good luck!
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin?????????????????????????
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
Ha Ha Ha!
13 months agoShane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, Pennsylvania
Wow, this is great Marc!! Sad but great!!
13 months ago