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Mar26
He's like guilt...
e.g. I can't get rid of him
There were 167 posts and 1,893 votes
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- No more votes.Brian B
I wrestle with him
Alan F and 45 peopleArzu U
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Tony O like this - No more votes.Claire N
he drove me to confession
Alan F and 42 peopleArzu U
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Wuzzie F like this - No more votes.Angel E
He made my cheating husband buy me diamonds
Alan F and 40 peopleArzu U
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Thomas A like this - No more votes.Chris W
showed up with a half-eaten box of chocolates
Alan F and 39 peopleAlden S
Avrom G
Brian P
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Elena N
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Tony O like this - No more votes.Ed H
No matter who I go to bed with, I wake up with him
Adam C and 38 peopleAlan F
Alden S
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Brit Y
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Charly L
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Daniel O
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Donna G
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Greg O
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John C
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Marillyn H
Megan P
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Steve K like this - No more votes.Stephanie D
makes me call my mother once a week...
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaThis is great!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New Jerseyatta girl
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Stephanie D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 25, 2011thx!!!
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- No more votes.Debra Y
He was there for me when I survived the war
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaThe rerun on NCIS I watched last night talked about survivor guilt. That's where I got the idea.
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyAwesome Debra.
- No more votes.Chris M
he strikes me when I misbehave
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridaouch
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinglad i found you, chris ;-)
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- No more votes.Elena N
never left me after my affair
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMaria, what a forgiving guy!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaNice one, Maria!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! You too? :)
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you feel a lot better when he leaves
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaI have FRIENDS like that! (guess acquaintances would be a better word).
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYes, but what did it take David? :)
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
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- No more votes.Wuzzie F
Mom says if I don't apologize he'll never go away
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- No more votes.Dina D
I've said 10 Hail Mary's but he's still here
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinamen sista
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGreat
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Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, Mainethrow in a couple of Our Fathers and an Apostle's Creed or two. Then I read the nutrition info of Ben & Jerry's aloud.
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- No more votes.Esther H
In his case, it's better to give than to receive
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaEsther, my kids were good at GIVING it!!
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Esther H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Virtual Reality & Literal Fantasy in Merritt Island, FloridaMy Mom and I took turns, but she was definitely the champion.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaYes, it was give and take with mine too, but I never liked giving it, too much of a softie!
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- No more votes.Adam C
Doubt he's ever reasonable.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaAdam, beyond reasonable!
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Adam C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Self Employed and Loving It! in Ogallala, NebraskaNice assist.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Adam!
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- No more votes.Donna G
always with me when I eat and drink too much.
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood one
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaI'm going to move to a town named Moderation!
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has a big "but..."
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaSo do I, butt that's okay!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New York
I'm still at work, but I'm a sucker for a Boy Scout uniform, and a great post!
13 months ago · 1 personChris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, Oregon
superb
13 months ago · 1 person