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Mar23
She's like a post-it note...
e.g. stuck-up
There were 167 posts and 2,041 votes
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- No more votes.Holly Z
I keep pressing her to stay longer
Adam C and 67 peopleAlan F
Angel E
Ann I
Arzu U
Avrom G
Beth H
Brad R
Brent S
Brian B
Charly L
Chris M
Chris W
Claire N
Cyn S
Dave M
Deb K
Donna G
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Glen M
Graham N
Greg O
Jack P
Jack S
John C
Julie A
June K
Karen U
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Kirsten B
Kunal B
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel K
Mel S
Melissa G
Mike K
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
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Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Sarah D
Shane K
Ski Z
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Susan C
Suzi S
T W Scott M
Tina T
Tony O
William H
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Melissa G
I left her for my secretary
Alan F and 56 peopleAlison M
Angel E
Ann I
Avrom G
Beth H
Brent S
Brian B
Charly L
Chris M
Chris H
Chris M
Chris W
Danielle L
Dave M
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Glen M
Graham N
Greg O
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
John C
Julia M
Julie S
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael G
Michael M
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Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
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Shane K
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T W Scott M
Tina T
Tony O
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Linda S
comes off being a little bit tacky
Alan F and 44 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Avrom G
Beth H
Bonnie S
Brent S
Brian B
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Cyn S
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Esther H
Glen M
Jeff C
JoAnna S
John C
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kirsten B
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda R
Megan P
Melissa G
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob P
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
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Ski Z
Susan C
T W Scott M
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Tony O
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Patricia R
she only forms temporary attachments
Alan F and 40 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Arzu U
Avrom G
Beth A
Charly L
Chris M
Chris M
Chris W
Cyn S
Daniel O
Dave M
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Glen M
Grant S
Jack S
Jeremy H
John C
June K
Karen U
Laird M
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Megan P
Melissa G
Neal G
Nina C
Rob H
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Shane K
Steve J
Suzi S
T W Scott M
Vickie R
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
Usually sticks to her own kind
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYes!!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Jeremy!!
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- No more votes.Greg O
Leaving her for the maid was a big mistake
Alan F and 36 peopleAngel E
Arzu U
Avrom G
Beth H
Brad R
Brian B
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Chris W
Dot Cassidy D
Esther H
Jack S
Jeff C
John C
Julia M
Julie S
Karen U
Laurie F
Linda B
Liz Peterson E
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Maxine R
Megan P
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Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Roxanne C
Shane K
Ski Z
T W Scott M
Wuzzie F
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Alden S
Adhered to my schedule
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaNice..you going up to Derby? good luck, we have Chelsea away should be good :)
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Alden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, HertfordshireThanks all! Yes Alan, on the train now. Have a good weekend!
- No more votes.Arzu U
Always hanging around in my cubicle
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI can picture that, Arzu! :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkGreat
- No more votes.Thomas M
I keep going back to her pad
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Thomas!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesVery 'punny' ;-)
Cheers ;-)
- No more votes.Vickie R
Found plastered in the office
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganAt my dad's office. Oh, my-they are everywhere!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyAs usuall....
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesGood post Vickie ;-)
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- No more votes.Roxanne C
She holds up well when her back's against the wall
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaVery good, Roxanne!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesAnd clever
Cheers ;-)
- No more votes.Neal G
with her, the writing was on the wall
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYeah sure, after you ripped her off and gave her the back of your hand. Neal....
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaIt sure was! Good one Neal!!
- No more votes.Tony O
I left a message with her.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery nice, TO!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Tony!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaWhat the others said, Tony:)
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- No more votes.Daniel E
reminds me of how important the little things are
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Zoltán K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Koelner HungĂĄria Kft in DunaharasztiI cannot pot yet but can vote. :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNIcely done!!!!!!
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- No more votes.Rachel T
a real stickler for detail
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiaperfectionist!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaJust right!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaLove it!
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- No more votes.Elena N
didn't stick around after I got the dirt on her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHA!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI agree, Ha! :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWell done, Maria!
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- No more votes.Lisa S
Often gets wasted
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's the truth, Lisa!
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkvery nice
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaAbsolutely does! Nice one Lisa!
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- No more votes.Lucas R
I know she'll end up single
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally great, Lucas!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat! Lucky girl. Ha!
- No more votes.Robin A
She was clingy at first
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat observation, Robs!
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, Texasnice Robin
- No more votes.Kimberly R
She barely held on at the end
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWay to go, Kimberly! Tragedy turns comedy!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasNiiiice!
- No more votes.Danielle L
Stuck on herself
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExactly!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Danielle!
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- No more votes.Jeff C
got canned for failing to adhere to company policy
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSUPREME, Jeff! Way to play it! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Jeff!!
- No more votes.Tom S
Will come unglued at the slightest disturbance.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaPerfect, Tom! In fact, I can toally relate to her!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood going Tom!!
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- No more votes.Matt B
Everybody in the office used her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShe's easy, all right...
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Matt!
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- No more votes.Anne M
she tries to label everything
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI know! What's with that? :) Anne!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Anne!!
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Anne M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Newport News, VirginiaThanks.
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- No more votes.Graham N
she's been put up for every job in the office
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsin... and yet there she is, hanging around the mail room!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's wonderful, Graham!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisPut up or shut up I always say.
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- No more votes.David R
Gets lost in my drawers
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI can never find mine either! Funny, David!
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- No more votes.Gp L
I know what we have isn't permanent
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThen again, Gp...what is? :) Good post!!
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Gp L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011Soooooo true:-)
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinoishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8e6TrT5Gt4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8e6TrT5Gt4Kansas Dust in the wind Will Ferrell
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- No more votes.Robert H
I just left her hanging
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDone that! So nice, RFH!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Robert!
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- No more votes.Channez R
Nagged me to do my chores
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove it, Channez!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Channez!!
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- No more votes.Jonathan B
stuck around giving me orders
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michigananother great post, Jonathan!
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, Arizonavery good Jonny
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThe nerve!! :)
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- No more votes.Nina C
adheres to what I say
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaA good laugh -good thinking!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkLove it, Nina!
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
got the message when I left
- No more votes.William H
she's remarkable.
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Zoltán K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Koelner HungĂĄria Kft in DunaharasztiLove this best so far. :)
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinsmart! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice William!
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- No more votes.Glen M
Her message is always apeeling
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice pun, Glen.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaPrecious!!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Glen!
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- No more votes.Brit Y
My chickenshit boss uses her to fire people
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Esther H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Virtual Reality & Literal Fantasy in Merritt Island, FloridaWhat an A**hole!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBrit that's an excellent and unique post love it!
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Brit Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bossier City, LouisianaThank you. Uniqueness isn't often rewarded here.
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- No more votes.Karl H
she's flexible when it comes to new positions
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally good, Karl!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, good one Karl!!
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- No more votes.Wuzzie F
I'd forget my meds if it wasn't for her
- No more votes.Thomas A
a work-release success story
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyWow!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHoly Toledo -that's wonderful and fabulous!!! A+++++++ (I know.. this isn't E-Bay, but still...)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiaso good Tom!
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- No more votes.Michael O
I immediately forget everything she says
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHahaha
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMe too!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMe to a T.
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- No more votes.Debra Y
She only sticks to things for a short time
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California:-)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShe's so like me, Debra! Good one!
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- No more votes.Deb K
always telling people what to do
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiatrue.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGets annoying, doesn't it! (I ignore her, Deb) Good one!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Deb!!
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- No more votes.Blanca W
provided colorful commentary on my manuscript
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent, Blanca!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaI'm sure it was well deserved!! Good one Blanca!!
- No more votes.Mel K
Reminds me of so many different things
- No more votes.George H
She can only handle one thought at a time
- No more votes.Donna G
yellow.
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinacoward.
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonathis one made me blue...nice
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI just think this is so funny
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- No more votes.Sylvia P
always got a comment
- No more votes.Sue R
doesn't stick around long enough to help
- No more votes.Chris M
she always finds herself in a sticky situation
- No more votes.Sarah Ann D
When I saw her, she was off the wall.
- No more votes.Grant S
She never has an original thought
- No more votes.Bill R
knows my honey do list
- No more votes.Peggy H
came into my life with a burst of color
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaHi Peggy...squeezing in my voting at the last possible moment. Nice post!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, Californiathanks for the votes all!
- No more votes.Charlene A
good for reminders, but I don't do what she says
- No more votes.June K
at the very top of what's important to me
Chris M and 2 peopleMichael P
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganThis is lovely, dear June!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasWell, thank you, Chris. You and two others agreed! There is always Monday...if we are in business :)
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Mel K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ventura, California
So fleeting she was....
14 months ago · 1 personHolly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, Georgia
Thanks everyone for the wonderful comments!
14 months ago · 2 people