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Mar22
She's like a heart attack...
e.g. always serious
There were 177 posts and 2,016 votes
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- No more votes.Charly L
She led to my arrest
Alden S and 53 peopleAngel E
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William H like this - No more votes.Rosanne M
I was shocked when she showed up
Andy E and 52 peopleAngel E
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Tony O like this - No more votes.Hilary G
I began running through the park just to avoid her
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Jonathan B
Old men go out with her
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William H like this - No more votes.Graham N
I'd rather bypass her
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Wuzzie F like this - No more votes.Linda B
thanks to her, I'm out of circulation now
Alden S and 37 peopleAnn I
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William H like this - No more votes.Elena N
she hardened my heart
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqeKV2UYq1Q
Quarterflash - Harden My Heart - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqeKV2UYq1QMusic video by Quarterflash performing Harden My Heart. (C) 1981 Geffen Records
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaThanks for liking my post. :-)
- No more votes.Rob P
everyone at the gym is trying to avoid her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganGood one, Rob.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Every time I see this picture, I think your at the gym.
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkfavorite of the day
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- No more votes.Patricia R
she arrived without warning
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaPatricia, next time,"knock knock, who's there?" Heart attack...(there's your warning for next time)
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My dad went out with her
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Rob H ·
Top 100 Player · Quality Enhancement Admin. at Marion-Dillon County Board of Disabilities & Special Needs in Latta, South Carolinamine too :-(
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- No more votes.Andy E
Attracted to men with clogs
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, Coloradofunny
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaAndy, or crocs!
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- No more votes.Vincent M
She terminated a lot of people
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHey stranger, long time for me to find you. Howz it?
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGood one.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaVincent, she is a hard taskmaster!
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- No more votes.Caroline F
meeting her was extremely painful
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesClever! ;-)
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Nothing funny about her
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaI used that line for an obscene call I got one night. I said, "you're about as funny as a heart attack". Needless to say, he never called back.
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Floridaseriously
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaFor sure!! Good one Beth!
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I lost my rhythm with her on the dance floor
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, Ohioclever one, Anne
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinlol, stick to the slow songs!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesHahaha. What a clever, funny post Anne.
Cheers ;-)
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- No more votes.Jake H
She set me up with a cardiologist
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsingood one!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaCan you send me his number Jake? Haha, good one.
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Jake H ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Jake Hafner's Restaurant & Tavern in Syracuse, New YorkYes Shane, I have a team of them.
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- No more votes.Bang B
I wasn't expecting her at my 40th birthday.
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiafull of suprises
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaBBB, I'm sure she wasn't welcomed! My husband was 42 when he had his first, then triple bypass the next day!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNobody ever does!! Good one!
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For the life of me I hope I never see her again
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganclever wordage
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHey John,that's really good
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I was more confused than hurt when she showed up
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Charlene, great to see your quality posts :)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyYou have no idea how much I needed that, Ski!..........;)
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- No more votes.Mel K
During sex, she came before Grampa
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, Coloradolol
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, Californiahahahahaha! so bad! :D
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- No more votes.Adam C
She be fibb'in.
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Deb K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvaniamore like de-fibbin' : ) Nice one!
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Adam C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Self Employed and Loving It! in Ogallala, NebraskaDoi, at 5 am that sounded right.
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, OhioI think it sounds right, Adam. v fib = heart attack
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- No more votes.Suzi S
I get rather racy whenever she's around
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Has plaques linning all her walls
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaOh, so good!
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, ArizonaThanks Peggy for the Medical vote
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasClever, clever clever!
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- No more votes.Conor D
She made me go weak at the knees
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonAwww.....wait ,Oh no!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Conor
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaLove the wording Conor :)
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- No more votes.Marillyn H
When she came I got nauseated
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, oh man!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, well done Marillyn!!
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tachy
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaNice!
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Floridalove it when I have to look twice, this did and is appreciated!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, Texas:::LOVE:::
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an undeniable part of our family history
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHi Shane Good one
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaShane, from your other place on the site, just want to wish you speedy recovery and will say a special word for you to The Man upstairs!!
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaYep, seeing the irony now, lol. Be well
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- No more votes.Ronan D
Because of her,I clammed up and couldn't speak
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaLike Raj on BBT!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaNice! :)
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, Californianice!
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When she took my daddy he never came back
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaKimberly, so sad. :-(
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Wuzzie F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeI'm just glad it didn't really happen. My Daddy did have a heart attack umm probably 20 or so years ago now, but her survived it, and is now 86yrs old.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaKimberly, so glad to hear yours had a happy ending! Many of the comments for post were from life.
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I practically died in her arms
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaChris, glad you didn't!!
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She strikes when the ire is hot
Brian P and 2 peopleDavid D
Dot Cassidy D like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaClever, Larry!
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonWhat would you expect, Dot, with that jaunty tilt of the hat.
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I never know when she is coming
Christopher H and 2 peopleKarl H
Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHey stranger, great seeing you Darrell :)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jersey
Oh wow, good!
14 months agoRosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsin
my fav today!
14 months ago · 1 person