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Mar21
He's like a cigarette...
e.g. had a small butt
There were 176 posts and 2,349 votes
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- No more votes.Neal G
he gets bummed at parties
Alan F and 54 peopleAnn I
Avrom G
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carrie K
Charly L
Chris M
Chris M
Danielle L
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Esther H
Evan A
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jake H
Joe C
Joel M
Julia M
Julie A
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda R
Liz B
Mark S
Megan P
Michael G
Michael M
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Tina T
Tom S
Tony O
Vickie R
William B like this - No more votes.Jamie B
Travels in a pack
Alan F and 49 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Beth A
Bob S
Brian B
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Cyn S
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dave M
Deb K
Dina D
Ed H
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Karen P
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie B
Laurie W
Liz B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael M
Michele L
Patricia R
Rob H
Rosanne M
Suzi S
Tom G
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M
Vickie R
Vincent M like this-
Deb K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaNice!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, Jamie!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesSoo CLEVER!
Cheers Jamie ;-)
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- No more votes.Alden S
I went through patches without seeing him
Alan F and 48 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Brian P
Carol F
Carrie K
Charly L
Chris M
Claire N
Danielle L
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Evan A
Gp L
Grant S
Greg O
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Joel M
Julia M
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Laurie B
Linda R
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel S
Michael G
Michael M
Michele L
Mike K
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rosanne M
Steve K
Susan C
Suzi S
Tom S
Vicki M
Vickie R
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Michael G
he took my breath away
Alan F and 47 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Ann I
Arthur E
Blanca W
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Daniel O
Danielle L
David D
Elena N
Erin R
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Joe C
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda R
Liz B
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael M
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peter U
Rob H
Robin A
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Tom S
Tony O
Vincent M
William B
William H like this-
Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNice one.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaI'll bet.
- No more votes.Ski Z
My wife left lipstick on his butt
Adam C and 46 peopleAlan F
Angel E
Avrom G
Brent S
Brian P
Brit Y
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dave M
Dina D
Donna G
Esther H
Greg O
Hilary G
Jake H
Jenn V
Johnson S
Julie S
Karen F
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Kimberly R
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael G
Michael M
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
Robin A
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M
Vickie R
Wayne T
William H
Wuzzie F like this - No more votes.Brian B
left a bad taste in my mouth
Adam C and 46 peopleAlan F
Alden S
Angel E
Arthur E
Blanca W
Brent S
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Claire N
Cyn S
Elena N
Erin R
Esther H
Evan A
Grant S
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mel S
Michael M
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Susan C
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M like this - No more votes.Greg O
After a few drinks I find him irresistible
Alan F and 46 peopleAlden S
Ann I
Arthur E
Arzu U
Brian B
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Chris W
Daniel O
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Grant S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Megan P
Mel S
Michael M
Pamela H
Peggy H
Robin K
Suzi S
Tina T
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Karen P
Dangerous in bed
Adam C and 44 peopleAlan F
Angel E
Arzu U
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Claire N
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dave M
Dina D
Elena N
Fern B
Greg O
Hilary G
Jake H
Jenn V
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Mel S
Michael M
Nina C
Pamela H
Peggy H
Robin A
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Tina T
Tom G
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M
Vickie R like this - No more votes.Susan C
I tried, but never found a match for him
Alan F and 44 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Ann I
Ann B
Blanca W
Brian P
Carrie K
Charly L
Chris M
Chris M
Danielle L
Debbie F
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Esther H
Gp L
Greg O
Hilary G
Jake H
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Linda S
Liz B
Michael G
Michael M
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Ski Z
Suzi S
Tina T
Tom S
Tony O
Vickie R
Wayne T like this - No more votes.Jonathan B
I kicked his butt to the curb
Alan F and 42 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Arzu U
Bob S
Brian B
Carol F
Caroline F
Carrie K
Charly L
Chris M
Danielle L
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Esther H
Hilary G
Jack S
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Joel M
June K
Karen F
Karen P
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Marillyn H
Mel S
Michael G
Michael M
Pamela H
Peggy H
Susan C
Suzi S
Tina T
Tom G
Tom S
Vicki M
Vickie R
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Tina T
I carry a torch for him
Alan F and 42 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Arthur E
Arzu U
Brian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Chris M
Colleen K
Danielle L
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Evan A
Grant S
Greg O
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jenn V
Joel M
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie W
Linda S
Megan P
Michael M
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Steve K
Susan C
Suzi S
Tom S
Vicki M
Vickie R
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Chris W
can be quite the lady killer
Alan F and 39 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Blanca W
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Danielle L
Dina D
Elena N
Esther H
Greg O
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
Johnson S
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Liz B
Michael G
Michael M
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
Robin K
Suzi S
Tom G
Tom S
Vicki M like this - No more votes.Jim B
his sign is cancer
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Vicki M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Canton, OhioBest post today!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesSeems so obvious after you read it.
Great,'on the ball' post, Jim
Cheers ;-)
- No more votes.Wuzzie F
I'm always sneaking around to be with him
- No more votes.Linda S
put out because I won't let him in my new car
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNice post, Linda.
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyBravo LTS
- No more votes.Kevin R
My wife goes to him after we have sex
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha! Damn that not fair Kevin :)
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesHaha classic Kevin
Cheers ;-)
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- No more votes.Jack S
I drew him in
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWith both hands or just your fingers Jack?
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiato your web? Nice one Jack!
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Jack S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Self employed from Rowayton, ConnecticutThanks Liz!
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- No more votes.Katie P
you can still smell him long after he leaves
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHi Katie. So good
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Hello Katie, great to see you :)
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaHe is due for a shower.
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- No more votes.Robin A
Harmless until he's fired up
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganGood one, Robin!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesNicely put, Robin!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyROBS! Great angle.
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- No more votes.Ann I
sucked after he got fired
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo! Love this! :)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice!
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaNicely punned :)
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- No more votes.Carrie K
A known killer, yet he's still out on the street
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisMust be in a neighborhood watch in Florida.
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, CaliforniaBazinga, Steve!
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- No more votes.Caroline F
got smoked in the street
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Joel M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From El Paso, Texashttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Theme - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_wThe theme from the film 'the good the bad and the ugly'
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyPow!
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- No more votes.Donna G
he's what's keeping Virginia Slim
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, NevadaClever!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaI knew she had a secret!
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaNice pun :)
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- No more votes.Dina D
I only see him when I have money to burn
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californiagood one
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice Dina!
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNice one, Dina.
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I know he's bad for me but he's so addicting.
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeListen people I have a job and a six year old child to take care of and for me to be ridiculed for not voting for you is just plain silly... MM: If you only knew...
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Michael M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Florida Style Construction, Inc. (Owner/ President) in Cape Coral, FloridaI know man, try being self-employed, family, responsibility, I got them - I had 2 kids. Anyway, I don't think Ski expects you to go looking for her in voting, she is not that way, Everyone has access to who and what you vote for and how many times you vote. You have played over 250 days and have only...See more
- No more votes.Peggy H
so round, so firm, so fully packed, etc.
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, NevadaLucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. Now that we've shown our age...
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaCarl, I can't hide mine, and I'm kind of proud of it. I am 79 and 1/2!!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinois
OP's were my brand for years.
13 months ago · 1 personAlex Y · Founder at Thinkbound Marketing Solutions in Toronto, Ontario
can someone explain to me the analogy :)
13 months ago · 1 person