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She's like a notebook...
e.g. appeared smart on paper
- No more votes.Brian P
I left her and moved everything to my new pad
Alan F and 55 peopleAndy E
Angel E
Anne L
Avrom G
Brad R
Brent S
Brian B
Carl N
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Colleen K
Cyn S
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jeff C
Jeff J
Josie B
Julie S
Karen F
Karl H
Katie P
Lance B
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael G
Michael M
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Thomas A
Tom S
Vickie R like this - No more votes.Colleen K
I usually get lectured when I take her out
Alan F and 52 peopleAlden S
Andy E
Angel E
Anne L
Beth H
Brad R
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Chris M
Dave M
Debra Y
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack P
Jake H
Jeff D
Jeremy H
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Lance B
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda S
Ma L
Michael G
Michele L
Mike K
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob H
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Thomas A
Tina T
Tony O
William B
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Jeff C
I filled her with lead
Alan F and 52 peopleAlden S
Andy E
Beth H
Beth A
Brad R
Brent S
Brian P
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Christopher H
Christopher L
Danielle L
Darrell K
Debra Y
Donna G
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jeff J
JoAnna S
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Kate E
Kathy R
Lance B
Laurie F
Linda S
Mark S
Megan P
Michael G
Michele L
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob P
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Tom S
Tony O
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Karen F
I keep tabs on her
Alan F and 50 peopleAndy E
Angel E
Anne L
Avrom G
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brit Y
Carl N
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Cyn S
Danielle L
Darrell K
David D
Debra Y
Donna G
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Josie B
Karen U
Karl H
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Lance B
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Mel S
Michael G
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Tom S
Tony O
Victor R
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Greg O
I filled her with all kinds of crazy ideas
Alan F and 50 peopleAngel E
Anne L
Arzu U
Beth H
Brad R
Brian P
Brit Y
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Chris W
Christopher H
Colleen K
Cyn S
Debra Y
Dina D
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Graham N
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jeff C
Jeff J
Jeremy H
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Katie P
Lance B
Laurie B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Mel S
Michele L
Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Tom S
Tony O
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Ed H
I like to pull the sheets off of her
Alan F and 45 peopleAngel E
Anne L
Brent S
Brit Y
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Claire N
Colleen K
Dave M
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Holly P
Holly Z
Jacobee B
Jake H
Jeff C
Karen F
Karl H
Kathy R
Katie P
Kimberly R
Lance B
Laurie F
Marillyn H
Megan P
Mel K
Mel S
Melinda S
Michele L
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob P
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Susan G
Tina T
Tom S like this - No more votes.George H
She is bound for college
Adam C and 45 peopleAlan F
Alden S
Andy E
Angel E
Avrom G
Beth H
Blanca W
Brian B
Brit Y
Carl N
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Cyn S
Darrell K
Debra Y
Donna G
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Grace J
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Karen F
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Megan P
Michael G
Mike K
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
Steve J
Tom S
Vickie R
Vincent M like this-
Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGood one!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, George!
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Darrell K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · VP of Technical Sales/Service at Henningsen Foods Inc in David City, Nebraskathis one rules, or is it ruled??
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- No more votes.Steve K
She had class written all over her.
Alan F and 42 peopleAlden S
Andy E
Angel E
Arzu U
Beth H
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Charly L
Chris M
Chris M
Cyn S
Darrell K
Debbie F
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Jack S
Jake H
Karen F
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Michael M
Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
Ski Z
Steve J
Susan G like this - No more votes.JoAnna S
I impressed her with my writing
Adam C and 42 peopleAlan F
Alden S
Andy E
Angel E
Brent S
Brian B
Brit Y
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Chris W
Cyn S
Danielle L
Dave M
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Grace J
Greg O
Holly P
Jeff C
Jeremy H
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kirsten B
Lance B
Laurie B
Linda B
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel S
Patricia R
Rob H
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Steve K
Tom S
Tony O
Vickie R
William B like this - No more votes.Alden S
She has little margin for error
Alan F and 41 peopleAngel E
Beth A
Blanca W
Brent S
Brian B
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Colleen K
Cyn S
Danielle L
Darrell K
Deb K
Ed H
Elena N
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jake H
Jeff C
Jeff J
Kathy R
Katie P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel S
Michele L
Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob P
Rosanne M
Steve J
Tony O
Vincent M
William H like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
My thoughts are with her
Alan F and 39 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Brent S
Brian P
Caroline F
Chris M
Christopher H
Claire N
Danielle L
David D
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Kirsten B
Laurie B
Mel S
Michele L
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob P
Robin A
Steve J
Steve K
Tom S
Tony O
William H
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Tina T
she's been sentenced to death
Alan F and 39 peopleAndy E
Angel E
Arzu U
Bob S
Brian B
Brit Y
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Christopher H
Darrell K
Dave M
Debra Y
Deena N
Elena N
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly P
Holly Z
Jack P
Jake H
Jeff C
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Kate E
Kirsten B
Linda S
Megan P
Michele L
Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rob H
Rosanne M
Steve J
Tony O like this - No more votes.Elena N
was bound to turn over a new leaf
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, Wisconsin...the problem with that was that she was a loose leaf...
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaGreat!
- No more votes.Chris M
she was ruled by her publisher
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Vickie R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Developer at Gamesys in London, United KingdomI was going to put she was ruled by her thoughts (deosn't make sense) and this came up
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Chris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, OregonI rule!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New Jerseyexcellent!
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- No more votes.Brian B
she's divided inside
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaSteve, I'm not smart enough to know that.
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinoishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJeCL6vcFYc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
- No more votes.Chris M
got punched and went into a spiral
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, Oklahomawonderful
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribnicely done
- No more votes.June K
she has a certain class all her own
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkLOVE
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasThanks Dina! Best OUM me day to you!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaGreat June! Didn't play today, but couldn't stay away. Just had to vote to gets some laughs. Love finding you, see you tomorrow ;)
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- No more votes.Robin K
I keep her around, just in case I meed her
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaNice pun :)
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Robin K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Massage and Bodywork Therapist at Trinity Salon & Spa in Marcellus, New YorkLol!! I just saw that!!! I wasn't even trying :-) Thank you Dave!
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- No more votes.Jake H
I confided in her my deepest, darkest secrets
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganFeel free to share with the rest of us.
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New Jerseyha...that's secure.
Nice Jake. -
Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, California
This is brilliant Brian. Love! Love!
13 months ago · 1 personSteve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinois
Groovy.
13 months ago · 1 person