Jul 30

He was like a census surveyrarely complete

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Every weekday (M-F) a topic is posted consisting of a two-part phrase describing both a person and something else. For example, a post may be:

"He was like Stalinism: of Russian Descent"
or "She was like a walled city: unnecessarily defensive."

Your goal is try to think of a more clever finish.

For example, if the topic was

"She was like conditioning shampoo: multi-tasking"
you might respond with
"always making promises she couldn't keep"
or "often found in hotel bathrooms."


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  • You can only post once per topic/day (though you can delete and repost repeatedly, should you feel the need).
  • Daily posts are anonymous except in the archives.
  • You must be logged in to vote for your favorite responses. Winners are announced the following weekday along with a new topic.
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11:58 am

always trying to pigeonhole people

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04:09 am

in the back of your mind but only for a minute

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11:31 pm

slips in, sits around, and usually ends up trashed

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10:57 pm

whiter than he claimed

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10:07 pm

only interested in my stats, not my opinions

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09:59 pm

trying to be thorough, but missing the details

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07:27 pm

locked up for the next seventy years

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05:50 pm

always asks about your wife and kids

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03:35 pm

only good for one night

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02:45 pm

appearing every 10 yrs to see what youve not done

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02:24 pm

A lot of hype and done in 10 minutes

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02:13 pm

politically INcorrect

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01:40 pm

Just an acquaintance checked from a distance

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01:24 pm

10 minutes of life you wish you could have back

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01:22 pm

most pages blank

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01:11 pm

ignored homeless people

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12:40 pm

Interesting to a point

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11:57 am

he requires point 00002 buses

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11:57 am

good for one thing and one thing only - Attendance

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11:05 am

overbearing and spotty

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10:18 am

Banging down my door just to fill him out

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09:29 am

right-wingers didn\'t trust him

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09:21 am

always into peoples personal business

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07:20 am

counts on you a lot more than you can count on him

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Yesterday, Gabriel T one-upped everyone with:
He was like white-out: smooth at first but flaky under stress
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