DickUpMe
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Jack P
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New York · Joined December 15th, 2010
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OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
DickUpMe
Created by Jack P
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Jack P posted a new topic to DickUpMe About This Game
My dick is like mouthwash:
e.g. blah blah blah in my mouth blah
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William B posted a new topic to DickUpMe About This Game
My Dick is like Snubclub
e.g. Now that it's out you're going to have to deal with it.
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Dave M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like an alley cat: Likes to stay out all night.
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Wuzzie F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennesseewent out and came back beat up and dripping wet
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Chris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, Oregonnobody wants to pet it
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Vincent M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida: Pretty damn long
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New YorkEpic. If you can handle it to completion.
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John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New YorkClassic, yes, but doesn't seem to get the same playtime as some newer younger tuners, er, tunes.
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Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a college basketball team:
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Dave M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a car alarm: keeps waking me up at night
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaIt usually gives a couple of small warnings before it blasts.
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaKnown to wail loudly when rear ended.
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Dave M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My Dick is like a Finger: Points the way when I am excited
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaI'm hoping my proctologist really does know the difference.
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaBoth are funny if you stick them in someone's ear.
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Brent S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like beer: slugs are attracted to it
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Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a sandbox: all the pussies love it
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseytends to rub people the wrong way
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseywith a little imagination it can keep you busy for hours
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New Yorkmakes a mess
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a tea bag: Most people suck it right after they pull it out
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a corn-cob pipe: You can suck it.
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William B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a coupon: Clipped
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Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a paperclip:
Sometimes it comes in cool colors!The game is closed now. -
Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a Christmas stocking: Full and red
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New YorkIt's hung a little cock-eyed.
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Skittles M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Dartmouth, Nova ScotiaI'm sure there is a Santa's sack joke here somewhere...
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Brent S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a taxi: I make sure it has four good rubbers before it enters the tunnel.
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a pimple: F**cked me on prom night.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThe mirror!!!
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New YorkI got slapped for playing with it in class.
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Brent S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a table cloth: my wife only uses it on special occasions
Chris M and 2 peopleDave M
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeIt got snagged with a fork
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOMG! I shrunk it!
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a litter box:
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a helmet: careful, it might go pith on you
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, Tennessee
My dick is like a roller coaster: rickety
11 months ago · 1 personWayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennessee
My dick is like a roller coaster: Hold on if you think you're gonna fall out.
11 months ago