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What is your best Carusology Christmas-crime?
Victim is Dan Wheldon:
Officer - I don't think he's going to finish the race
Horatio - You may be right, although he does appear to be......on the fence. YEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, FloridaThough horrifying as his family,s loss is, how can you epect evryone to process this the same way, I personally feel that the. Irony can be a way of coping.I appreciate if you feel I am insensitive. I just think that the "unexpected" death of someone who chose to make a lot of money driving. A piece...See more
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, MassachusettsAlso, Cyn Spice, I do not expect everyone or anyone to feel the way I do. I respect Jim's feelings and his right to post what he likes (I didn't ask him to take it down or change his feelings). I feel I am entitled state my opinion, no? I am not judging anyone on their feelings - just sharing mine.
Victim is Steve Jobs
I guess he forgot his charger. YEAAAHHH!!
Victim is in a Roto-Rooter uniform.
E.g. I guess this plumber found out the hard way... that crack is whack. YEAAAHHHHH!!!
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasGuess this guy's chances of a better life...... just got flushed down the toilet. YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonSome plugged his pump for good. YEAAAAHHHH!
Need to mail a letter but don't have any stamps.
E.g. Looks like I may have to... go postal. YEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
Dealing with a competitive neighbor
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/putin091311/s_p34_DWI22303.jpg
Today, make Carusology Russian themed!
I guess that's why they call this... red square.
дддддааааааааааааааааа!!!
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiathere are very few thing i like about the russians
1. physics
2. bulgakov
3. harms
4. nabokov (but he is more american for me)
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbia*things
In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
http://www.thepickards.co.uk/images/pirate63.gif
Problems at the potluck
"So I guess Ferguson assumed we wouldn't recognize... our own casserole dish." YEEAAHHHHHH!!!
"Hey, I recognize the victim's outfit. It's from last year's Dolce-Gabbana collection."
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New YorkWell, I guess... "takes off sunglasses and squints into the setting sun*... looks like the 'DG' was 'NG' to this victim.
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaFor a straight cop... I know a lot about fashion. YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Got the wrong order at the drive-thru
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaWhen I said hold the mayo, I didn't mean hold it... with my burger. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, MaineKids nowadays are so stupid that if their heads weren't attached to their bodies, they'd misplace them. Well, in this case... that seems to be just what happened. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Just drank coffee that has been left out overnight
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Stay at home golfer in Greensburg, PennsylvaniaI don't know what's scummier, the perp......or this coffee. Yeeeahhhh!
Top 100 Player · Senior Copywriter at Connelly Partners in Boston, MassachusettsThis is grounds for divorce...from my housekeeper! YEEEEAHHHHH!
All the restroom stalls are occupied
Top 100 Player · Hazard Communications Coordinator at W.F. Biggins Associates, Inc. - Environmental, Health, & Safety Specialists in East Longmeadow, MassachusettsCan I hold it in?...Depends. YEEEEEAAHHH!
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisI'll just have to ...sink the steamer. YEEEEEAAHHHH!
A girl is found covered in oil and hot sauce
Give the best response in the forum of David Caruso from CSI Miami (see game description for more.)
Topic: Upgraded to 1st class for free
Carusology, in which the topic poses an everyday situation and then everyone answers in the form of a David Caruso line from CSI, where you read "..." as putting on sunglasses and there you type "YEAAHHHHHH!!!" at the end in order to achieve this effect: http://www... Read More
Top 100 Player · Chief HealCoder / Co-owner at HealCode in Austin, Texas · Joined November 26th, 2010
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Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Marketing Manager at City Lights Theater Company in San Jose, California
It looks like I'm... behind on my payments. YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
16 months ago · 1 personJohn K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Marketing Manager at City Lights Theater Company in San Jose, California
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16 months agoLooks like I'm.... a little behind. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!