OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
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e.g. http://neartownvet.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/funny-cat-wallpaper-600x450.jpg
e.g. http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2009/09/NEIL-DIAMOND-HAPPY-HANUKKAH.jpg
Top 100 Player · Worked at McMurry (Contracting Web Developer) in Phoenix, ArizonaAnd this, boychiks & maydles, is a menorah!
That other thing with nine branches is a hanukkiah!
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New York"Turn On Your Heart-light, Now!"
e.g. http://www.elisteincartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/captioncontest24.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Mar 26, 2011I don't know what you guys are complaining about! Turkey, I've been pardoning you for years. Santa, you've been able to take advantage of the Bush Tax Cuts. And Baby, you haven't aged a day in three years. Do you know how many Americans would jump at any one of those deals?!
Top 100 Player · Joined Feb 22, 2011I see Columbus is a no show again
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHere Fido.....go ahead and piss on the pretty little flower in front. She's cramping my style.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New York(Cue Christopher Walken as Plant)
"So, listen, dog
["It's Winston."]
... whatever"
"I don't care much for names, alls I want is the humans, you dig... you leave me alone, and I don't eat your face, do we understahnd each other?"
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Pastor at Christ the Good Shepherd, Salem, OR in Tigard, OregonGamera called in sick, Sandy scared the shell out of him.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, Pam!
e.g. Who needs airbags? http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/c36.0.403.403/p403x403/389560_3922094855478_524006641_n.jpg
Top 100 Player · Worked at McMurry (Contracting Web Developer) in Phoenix, ArizonaThe question is, "Is holding her breath like that going to help her make it to the next rest stop?"
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinashe comes with a built in headrest. Great for flying ...
http://www.wbh-light.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/QQ%E6%88%AA%E5%9B%BE20120929104933.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaHere's What ancestry.Com said
http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodbreads.html#croissants
Food Timeline: history notes--bread
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Top 100 Player · Worked at Artist/Designer in Washington, District of ColumbiaI tried wrapping the pizza around my feet but it really does make lousy shoes.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chief Information Officer at Mspark in Birmingham, Alabama"Definitely veggie pizza next - gotta watch my weight."
e.g. WHERE'S MOMMA! http://precycle.net/birdy.jpg
Caption Contest
i.e. "scent of a woman"
http://goinglikesixty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Deodorant-Tester.jpg
http://larryhehn.com/images/clown.jpg
The day Pennywise turned evil.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaProof that Gay people are notoriously mean to clowns.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OOtI6uVvjZY/TKYodlnquOI/AAAAAAAAAfc/3l0_ogP9t50/s1600/callahan2.jpg
Top 100 Player · Chief HealCoder / Co-owner at HealCode in Austin, Texas"Drop and give me 20, maggot! Now what does that say?"
"Callahan, sir!"
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, MaineMyron was confident that his time machine was finally going to pay off when it came to his crippling lack of luck with the ladies.
Part 2: What happened to the banana?
http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics5/FCircus02.jpg
Here Brent.....have fun
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http://www.elisteincartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/captioncontest16.jpg
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar
http://precycle.net/puss-puss.jpg
Is this better Scott?
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/08/15/p323/110815_contest_p323.jpg
http://precycle.net/old%20guys.jpg
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/17/g190/111017_contest_g190.jpg
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/10/p323/111010_contest_p323.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist, Doctor of Clinical Psychology at Self employed, sole and independent clinician, Deep Canyon Counseling in Rancho Mirage, CaliforniaLet's see who poisons who now guys...
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New JerseyWay to go Pavlov!
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/13/p465/120213_contest_p465.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribGeorge and I are gonna jump over the canyon then sit around the campfire and spit.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New York"I can't help it if I have a thlight thpeech impediment - ith obvious the horth rental conthultant thought he heard, "othoptera" when I athed for your horth..."
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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/16/g290/120116_contest_g290.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaShe's like her uncle, you get lots of cluck for your buck
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaDina, that rooster one is hilarious!
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/06/p465/120206_contest_p465.jpg
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/23/p465/120123_contest_p465.jpg
http://precycle.net/cat-astrophy.jpg
MEOWSER!
http://processandpreserve.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/0163_0005_001.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/cv/ip/re/gr2/catleadimage_v2b.jpg
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, OhioThe members of C-CAT team 6 were perched and ready....except for Franklin, who had apparently eaten Herman and would have to sit this one out.
Top 100 Player · Lives in PhuketThe remaining 12 cats are still eating
Top 100 Player · Works at Kevin Roberts, Inc. in Pleasantville, New York"Oh, you built all this for me? Big whoop."
http://turntabling.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/WTF-Christmas-album-covers.jpg
Top 100 Player · Lives in PhuketWhere's Weirdo?
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandSanta's ready to stuff your stockings!
There must be so much about this site that I don't understand. How can you play this Caption Contest? Can you add your own pictures? Why isn't it added to the 7 other plays of the day? Curious minds want to know. (not to mention I am so confused but I confuse easy!).
Top 100 Player · Works at yia yia childcare in South Bend, IndianaThere also used to be a caption contest that was scored and had a menu selection. Eric couldn't use those pics anymore and the game ended
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania"Turn your posts into games - Just enter a topic and a starter, check the 'Make It A Game Topic' box and pick which game you're adding to, or create a new one on the fly."
Where does one do this?
On your page. The page you go to when you click on your name. The page where your scores are....See more
http://precycle.net/car.jpg
D B Cooper's get away vehicle
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaHow about this one:
http://precycle.net/Buick.jpg
Top 100 Player · Works at Kevin Roberts, Inc. in Pleasantville, New York"Recalculating."
http://www.badmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/buttBITSPIECES.jpg
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319963_10150362675593516_764373515_8150911_1023975155_n.jpg
Lights! Camera! Bloodbath!
http://precycle.net/what_buzz.jpg
What's the buzz?
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Unofficial Caption Contest: You know what to do.
Top 100 Player · Senior Copywriter at Connelly Partners in Boston, MassachusettsHey, Michael Cera, look at me! On WOUM. Who's the winner now? Still you? Fine.
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioWhat's a WOUM? My cousin said I'd be in the Zone. What's Eric gotten me into this time?
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Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Software Engineer Mobile Applications at ExactTarget in Danville, Indiana
I got the "Intern" job, what did you get?
4 months ago · 1 personDave B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lead Advertising Manager at AT&T in Atlanta, Georgia
So I'm kind of the ass of this operation?
4 months ago