She's like a prop...

she's surrounded by drama

everything about her is just an act

She can be a dummy

putting her in her place was all part of an act

Been set up with some interesting characters

She got treated like an object

We couldn't go on without her

Does her work in stages

She just needs to look the part

Got held up by an actor

She assassinated my character

supported me when I was in the cast

she's been upstaged

People treat her like a piece of furniture

everything with her was a production

I used her as a crutch

She's just going through another stage

She belongs on stage

She stays in the background

She came out of the closet during dress rehearsal

she put up a convincing facade

I foolishly thought I had something real with her

Caused a real scene

She was only there for effect

Most of the time she's under the spotlight

She's very theatrical

I stood her up

she has a non-speaking role

was picked up in Oklahoma

Very involved in the local scene

had me flying high

she leaves nothing to the imagination

I only pretended to push her buttons

She's just part of the scenery

She supported my performance

She gave me a leg to stand on

she was all show

She was put in her place by the stage coach

got laid on the table by the stage manager

she lives in a world of make believe

When she was taken away I knew it was over.

the cast up set her

She gives me a lot of support

Take her for a spin and you'll be on cloud nine.

She's always in the right place

She's appeared both on stage and in the movies

Used to get wound up before a big trip

She had to be handled carefully

Totally unreal

She took a spin on her airplane

I question her stability

She was involved in a holdup

She constantly needs to be built up

people lean on her

I took her home after the play.

she stood me up!

She was responsible for Carrot Top's rise to fame

fake and all for show.

our relationship is purely objective

I went steady with her.

she's all about appearances

I've got a part that needs her.

Played a minor part on Broadway

sometimes, with her, a cigar is all you need

I saw her get played on Broadway

she held me up

lends a good backdrop to my story

He used her and then dumped her after the show

Held up the show when she hid in the dressing room

she remained closeted for a very long time

She's not real but she's all mime

Obama loves her

she keeps me floating on air

I manipulated her for my own pleasure

She improved my character to be more believable

She hangs around until somebody wants to use her.

Usually doesn't actually work

she needs someone to stage-manage her.

she can cause quite a stir

I wouldn't want to eat her

Could kill you if you walk in on her unannounced

A real Plane Jane.

spins out of control

Keeps pushing me to stay in motion

A knife without a blade

great to have around when you've over indulged!

allays suspicion that I'm gay.

gets shuffled around a lot

She gets played like a guitar on American Idol

her presence contributed to my stellar reviews

Likes to spin on my nose

only useful for a short period of time

respectful

I gave her up to a better man

Now I get it

She's my friend with benefits.

She keeps my airplane moving

I couldn't get my speech out when I held her tight

She was bowled over by my strength

take her away and i start to shake