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May18

He's like a pastry...

e.g. often baked

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    1 minute 22 seconds ago

    She acted sweet but was really bad

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    7 minutes 21 seconds ago

    I wouldn't be half the man I am today without him

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    29 minutes 13 seconds ago

    An hour with him made me toss my cookies

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    48 minutes 21 seconds ago

    He sure looked a lot better through the window.

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    55 minutes 55 seconds ago

    sometimes he melts in my mouth

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    56 minutes 13 seconds ago

    he raised himself

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    1 hour 4 minutes 51 seconds ago

    not always a piece of cake

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    1 hour 6 minutes 38 seconds ago

    responsible for insulin production

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    1 hour 7 minutes 6 seconds ago

    he has a soft center

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    1 hour 14 minutes 21 seconds ago

    I got frank with him at the cocktail party

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    1 hour 23 minutes 45 seconds ago

    I can finish him off in ten seconds flat.

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    1 hour 38 minutes 11 seconds ago

    I filled his hole with cream

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    1 hour 46 minutes 27 seconds ago

    always flaking on me during special occasions

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    1 hour 47 minutes 54 seconds ago

    rarely misses a tea time.

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    1 hour 52 minutes 56 seconds ago

    He was consumed with guilt after the heart attack

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    2 hours 2 minutes 56 seconds ago

    known to 'enter-men'

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    2 hours 4 minutes 27 seconds ago

    left an oily residue in my hands

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    2 hours 4 minutes 36 seconds ago

    I found him cold and crusty on the table

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    2 hours 9 minutes 3 seconds ago

    Leaves crumbs everywhere

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    2 hours 26 minutes 8 seconds ago

    Waffles at breakfast

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    2 hours 36 minutes 23 seconds ago

    He got creamed

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    2 hours 40 minutes 52 seconds ago

    He makes me split my pants

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    2 hours 41 minutes 53 seconds ago

    Warmed my heart for a little while

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    2 hours 51 minutes 30 seconds ago

    He kneaded me more than I kneaded him

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    3 hours 1 minute 5 seconds ago

    looks like the Pillsbury DoughBoy

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    3 hours 1 minute 29 seconds ago

    rose up when I kneaded him

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    3 hours 4 minutes 48 seconds ago

    I knew it wouldn't be long before he fell apart

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    3 hours 6 minutes 31 seconds ago

    He was the yeast of my problems

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    3 hours 8 minutes 25 seconds ago

    All that's bad for me, but what cute buns he has!

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    3 hours 9 minutes 20 seconds ago

    there are dozens just like him

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    3 hours 15 minutes 39 seconds ago

    love at first en-counter

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    3 hours 19 minutes 21 seconds ago

    a twinkie with a well-known package

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    3 hours 24 minutes 18 seconds ago

    flaked out on me at the party

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    3 hours 39 minutes 32 seconds ago

    his French cousin is simply to die for.

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    3 hours 40 minutes 8 seconds ago

    It's best if I butter him up before dinner

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    3 hours 41 minutes 4 seconds ago

    can be so sweet, that some people dislike him

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    3 hours 44 minutes 5 seconds ago

    was made and then marked.

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    3 hours 45 minutes 51 seconds ago

    The powdery residue on his face concerns me.

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    3 hours 54 minutes 16 seconds ago

    people say he's no good for me

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    3 hours 55 minutes 5 seconds ago

    may have a tough exterior but he's quite mushy

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    3 hours 55 minutes 14 seconds ago

    tempts me with his freshness and good looks

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    3 hours 55 minutes 43 seconds ago

    Enjoy him while he's still hot.

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    4 hours 2 minutes 11 seconds ago

    he got rolled this morning by a little old lady

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    4 hours 3 minutes 52 seconds ago

    people are attracted to him because he's rich

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    4 hours 6 minutes 55 seconds ago

    Lives in a glass bubble

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    4 hours 17 minutes 18 seconds ago

    My heart goes out to him

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    4 hours 18 minutes 47 seconds ago

    I picked him out of a lineup from behind a window

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    4 hours 19 minutes 50 seconds ago

    It was easy to sugarcoat him

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    4 hours 21 minutes 18 seconds ago

    He can be a little nutty sometimes

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    4 hours 29 minutes 36 seconds ago

    He can be irresistible

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    4 hours 37 minutes 3 seconds ago

    We tell people to lattice alone

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    4 hours 42 minutes 22 seconds ago

    he wouldn't be seen at a Weight Watchers meeting

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    4 hours 42 minutes 43 seconds ago

    My husband could smell him on me

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    4 hours 43 minutes 22 seconds ago

    almost always baked

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    4 hours 45 minutes 57 seconds ago

    has a Napolean Complex

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    4 hours 46 minutes 10 seconds ago

    full of lard

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    4 hours 48 minutes 59 seconds ago

    I lose all my willpower when I see him

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    4 hours 51 minutes 40 seconds ago

    he powders his glazed eyes

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    4 hours 53 minutes 44 seconds ago

    his dough was used to get a tart.

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    4 hours 54 minutes 46 seconds ago

    I consider him a part of the upper crust

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    4 hours 56 minutes 46 seconds ago

    Has a crumby disposition

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    4 hours 59 minutes 27 seconds ago

    He's cheesy and Danish and I can't get enough

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    5 hours 8 minutes 18 seconds ago

    I squeezed him too hard and his goo shot out

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    5 hours 12 minutes ago

    A real good Filow.

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    5 hours 14 minutes 26 seconds ago

    Every woman wants him inside her

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    5 hours 17 minutes 1 second ago

    he got served at the corner bakery

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    5 hours 21 minutes 12 seconds ago

    didn't last long in my company

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    5 hours 21 minutes 42 seconds ago

    he was half in the bag when I found him

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    5 hours 23 minutes 8 seconds ago

    when he puffs he gets a little flaky

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    5 hours 23 minutes 34 seconds ago

    I'd rather have him in Europe

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    5 hours 25 minutes 21 seconds ago

    Gets all puffed up when the heat is on.

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    5 hours 28 minutes 27 seconds ago

    We do have breakfast, but he's not my first choice

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    5 hours 30 minutes 28 seconds ago

    A lot of people give into him because he has dough

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    5 hours 33 minutes 43 seconds ago

    A Great Dane-ish

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    5 hours 36 minutes 36 seconds ago

    Does bad things to me

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    5 hours 42 minutes 23 seconds ago

    We meet for breakfast several times a week

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    5 hours 42 minutes 44 seconds ago

    Usually full of crap

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    5 hours 50 minutes 50 seconds ago

    hardened after a day of rejection

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    5 hours 51 minutes 43 seconds ago

    I can't say no to him

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    5 hours 55 minutes 54 seconds ago

    sat behind the counter.

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    5 hours 56 minutes 4 seconds ago

    I can't make my mind up about him

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    5 hours 57 minutes 41 seconds ago

    I blame him for my fat ass

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    5 hours 58 minutes 51 seconds ago

    He was berried this morning

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    5 hours 59 minutes 31 seconds ago

    A guilty pleasure you will quickly regret

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    6 hours 1 minute 22 seconds ago

    burns easily in the heat

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    6 hours 9 minutes 53 seconds ago

    Thought he was Danish but his name is Napoleon?

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    6 hours 10 minutes 4 seconds ago

    He's never hard when I want him

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    6 hours 10 minutes 38 seconds ago

    He's a flakey mess

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    6 hours 15 minutes 58 seconds ago

    he likes to be buttered up

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    6 hours 26 minutes 41 seconds ago

    I gave up our unhealthy relationship

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    6 hours 26 minutes 54 seconds ago

    his turnover is high

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    6 hours 28 minutes 36 seconds ago

    everyone wants a piece of him

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    6 hours 32 minutes 19 seconds ago

    At his best, flaky.

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    6 hours 36 minutes 2 seconds ago

    Has a really flat bottom

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    6 hours 36 minutes 5 seconds ago

    Ich bin ein Berliner

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    6 hours 40 minutes 53 seconds ago

    He always leaves me wanting more

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    6 hours 41 minutes 42 seconds ago

    He is a real Ding Dong

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    6 hours 43 minutes 23 seconds ago

    he left my mouth a sticky mess

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    6 hours 43 minutes 39 seconds ago

    Gets rather stuffy sometimes

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    6 hours 51 minutes 15 seconds ago

    Always seen with Madeline

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    6 hours 53 minutes 47 seconds ago

    hangs out with a bunch of cupcakes

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    6 hours 55 minutes 21 seconds ago

    Filled with sweetness

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    6 hours 59 minutes 21 seconds ago

    I avoid him when he's fried

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    7 hours 3 seconds ago

    A little something on the side.

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    7 hours 1 minute 47 seconds ago

    sweet, but flaky

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    7 hours 3 minutes 56 seconds ago

    I cannoli take him in small doses

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    7 hours 4 minutes 49 seconds ago

    He had a break through over coffee

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    7 hours 9 minutes 5 seconds ago

    Maybe he'll pop over this weekend

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    7 hours 10 minutes 37 seconds ago

    if kneaded too much turns tough & won't be flakey!

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    7 hours 10 minutes 45 seconds ago

    a little doughy in the middle

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    7 hours 12 minutes 37 seconds ago

    I was quick to point the finger at him

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    7 hours 13 minutes 15 seconds ago

    I try to make him do something special for company

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    7 hours 15 minutes 26 seconds ago

    A real sweet tart

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    7 hours 16 minutes 42 seconds ago

    he quickly went from my lips to my hips

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    7 hours 17 minutes 1 second ago

    I thought he was a flakey rich fat cracker

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    7 hours 17 minutes 6 seconds ago

    when he stayed out all night, I knew he had to go

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    7 hours 17 minutes 23 seconds ago

    Doesn't have enough dough to get baked

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    7 hours 17 minutes 35 seconds ago

    l'm a sucker for his sweetness

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    7 hours 17 minutes 57 seconds ago

    full of prunes

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    7 hours 17 minutes 57 seconds ago

    was kneaded to satisfy my cravings

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    7 hours 18 minutes 5 seconds ago

    has decadent taste

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    7 hours 18 minutes 6 seconds ago

    got fingered in the cold case

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    7 hours 18 minutes 10 seconds ago

    Always goes straight to my butt

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    7 hours 18 minutes 13 seconds ago

    a real cream puff

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    7 hours 18 minutes 14 seconds ago

    He was extremely fresh with me this morning

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    7 hours 18 minutes 15 seconds ago

    He's a sweetie pie

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    7 hours 18 minutes 16 seconds ago

    I had to peel back his layers to get to the meat

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    7 hours 18 minutes 17 seconds ago

    he can be a twisted little nutcase

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    7 hours 18 minutes 17 seconds ago

    I found him in the can at the grocery Store

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    7 hours 18 minutes 18 seconds ago

    he often has that glazed look

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    7 hours 18 minutes 49 seconds ago

    Sweet, but couldn't satisfy me

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    7 hours 34 minutes 35 seconds ago

    When he got older he helped feed the homeless

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    7 hours 49 minutes 37 seconds ago

    He can be a little horny

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    8 hours 27 minutes 50 seconds ago

    I'm often fed up with him

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    9 hours 18 minutes 21 seconds ago

    makes buns in the oven

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    11 hours 5 minutes 37 seconds ago

    crumbles when you butter him up.

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    11 hours 6 minutes 55 seconds ago

    My diet doesn't allow me to meet him

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    12 hours 11 minutes 26 seconds ago

    Obviously Danish

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    12 hours 56 minutes 24 seconds ago

    Felt crummy when I picked him apart

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    12 hours 56 minutes 45 seconds ago

    Can be a little flaky at times

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    13 hours 58 minutes 38 seconds ago

    Your every morning pleasure...

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    14 hours 53 minutes 37 seconds ago

    when I bit him a filling came out

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    17 hours 23 minutes 55 seconds ago

    he got served

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    18 hours 31 minutes 41 seconds ago

    I flattened him with a rolling pin

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    20 hours 58 minutes 15 seconds ago

    rises to the occasion when the heat is on

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    23 hours 44 minutes 22 seconds ago

    The last time we met, he was rolling in dough

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