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May22

He's like a scooter...

e.g. He went downhill fast—Suggested by Steve J

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Today's Posts (63)
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    8 minutes 23 seconds ago

    He doesn't have a leg to stand on

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    10 minutes 44 seconds ago

    Two strokes and he was done

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    10 minutes 49 seconds ago

    Crashed, with two feet to spare.

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    13 minutes 24 seconds ago

    He's a lot of fun from a couple of cheap skates

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    15 minutes 14 seconds ago

    He can be bought but can't be pedaled

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    15 minutes 38 seconds ago

    He likes to take things slow

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    16 minutes 1 second ago

    Razor sharp

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    18 minutes 41 seconds ago

    Im always on top

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    21 minutes 16 seconds ago

    He was off the chain

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    22 minutes 6 seconds ago

    Two tired for playing

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    28 minutes 50 seconds ago

    He's much smoother with a third wheel

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    30 minutes 41 seconds ago

    He was pretty low down

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    30 minutes 49 seconds ago

    Gets me where I need to go

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    41 minutes 23 seconds ago

    He's been chopped down to size.

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    42 minutes 14 seconds ago

    Has a little gas.

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    46 minutes 2 seconds ago

    found him in the toy store looking racy

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    49 minutes 54 seconds ago

    I rode him all afternoon

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    1 hour 6 minutes ago

    Quite a rascal

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    1 hour 6 minutes 47 seconds ago

    some people just can't get along with him

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    1 hour 19 minutes 21 seconds ago

    He'll take you down with him

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    1 hour 28 minutes 10 seconds ago

    He got me out of a pretty tight spot

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    1 hour 29 minutes 44 seconds ago

    he puttered around the house

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    1 hour 32 minutes 35 seconds ago

    he can't make the grade.

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    1 hour 37 minutes 41 seconds ago

    Moped around all the time

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    1 hour 40 minutes 54 seconds ago

    often out of control

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    1 hour 42 minutes 44 seconds ago

    Too small to ride with the big boys

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    1 hour 45 minutes 45 seconds ago

    He's a self propelled mover

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    1 hour 51 minutes 42 seconds ago

    Always pushing from one task to the next

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    2 hours 3 minutes 18 seconds ago

    He gave me a run for my money

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    2 hours 10 minutes 4 seconds ago

    I don't want my friends to know I ride him

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    2 hours 10 minutes 8 seconds ago

    not to be counted on when things get heavy

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    2 hours 10 minutes 50 seconds ago

    I had a leg up on him

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    2 hours 13 minutes 30 seconds ago

    He needed a swift kick to get him going

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    2 hours 23 minutes 3 seconds ago

    When I think of him, I see red.

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    2 hours 24 minutes 44 seconds ago

    I put on the pressure and he collapsed

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    2 hours 34 minutes 48 seconds ago

    It's always an uphill struggle with him

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    2 hours 35 minutes 38 seconds ago

    he took me for a ride

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    2 hours 37 minutes 17 seconds ago

    He came up short

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    2 hours 37 minutes 34 seconds ago

    He folds easily.

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    2 hours 38 minutes 16 seconds ago

    He's a real pushover

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    2 hours 40 minutes 46 seconds ago

    his wheels just keep turning!

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    2 hours 41 minutes 6 seconds ago

    I zoomed right in on him

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    2 hours 41 minutes 18 seconds ago

    He's got one foot on the ground

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    2 hours 41 minutes 41 seconds ago

    he's not very manly

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    2 hours 42 minutes 14 seconds ago

    I stood up for him

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    2 hours 42 minutes 15 seconds ago

    Bigger kids pushed him around a lot

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    2 hours 42 minutes 16 seconds ago

    his platform was really moving

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    2 hours 42 minutes 18 seconds ago

    He pushes himself hard then coasts for a while

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    2 hours 42 minutes 25 seconds ago

    Getting along with him requires balance

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    2 hours 42 minutes 29 seconds ago

    He won't stand up for himself

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    2 hours 42 minutes 36 seconds ago

    I couldn't get very far with him

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    2 hours 42 minutes 39 seconds ago

    We started off on the right foot

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    2 hours 42 minutes 41 seconds ago

    he doesn't have four-wheel drive

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    2 hours 42 minutes 43 seconds ago

    I got a leg up on him

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    2 hours 42 minutes 43 seconds ago

    sometimes he needs a little kickstart

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    2 hours 42 minutes 44 seconds ago

    Grandma drove him crazy

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    2 hours 42 minutes 44 seconds ago

    Things moved along once I got my legs around him

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    2 hours 42 minutes 45 seconds ago

    he gets around

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    2 hours 42 minutes 46 seconds ago

    we were going steady until he dumped me

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    2 hours 42 minutes 48 seconds ago

    I had to put my foot down to get him going

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    2 hours 42 minutes 49 seconds ago

    couldn't get up to speed with him

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    4 hours 30 minutes 38 seconds ago

    he's no big wheel

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    7 hours 24 minutes 43 seconds ago

    you have to push hard to get him to do anything

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